Someone who makes decisions (typically financial ones) that contradict common sense and is unable to prioritize . This is typically found in Asian culture (i.e driving an expensive car but living in a dump)
Eugene spends $2000 on a holiday that he didn't want to go on but wont spend $350 on a lawn mower he needs regularly.
Eugene buys a big glass mirror costing hundreds of dollars and risks damaging it by carrying it home and not paying $50 for delivery. Eugene has Asian logic.
Eugene buys a big glass mirror costing hundreds of dollars and risks damaging it by carrying it home and not paying $50 for delivery. Eugene has Asian logic.
by Chu Mei May 20, 2017
Get the Asian Logicmug. by REDG2 February 4, 2014
Get the asian stevemug. 
A bootylicious Asian woman, usually having an athletic , well-proportional physique, very horny and from China, Japan or Korea, with a carefree persona, usually wearing thot shorts or washed out light-blue hoe shorts or super-tight hot shorts with sneakers (with or without socks) or high-heels or flip-flops, every day in situations that may seem inappropriate or appropriate despite whomever is present or whoever she is with.
1) When five Asian girls walk into the club on a Friday night and two of them have a fat-ass and look athletic, wearing thot shorts.
2)You're having dinner with your girlfriend at a restaurant and this BoOtyliciOus Asian girl inadvertently bumps her ass against the back of your head as she's squeezing between you and another occupied chair. As you turn around to see what hit you, you blurt out: "DAMN, your Asian, and BoOtyliciOus; DAMN!!! -- At this point, she might give you her number and say something, like: "I'm new to America, here my number, I need help with English. Need friends. Okay, you call." -- At this point, no matter where you are in your relationship with your current girlfriend, you take her number, throw money on the table and run after that BoOtyliciOus Asian Goddess.
3) Steven: Yo Al!!
Alvin: What dude?!
Steven: Checkout that oriental on your left.
Alvin: I got to slow down. -- DAMN!!!! She's BoOtyliciOus! Haven't seen a BoOtyliciOus Asian in this part of town. And she's fit too. I'm going to turn around and bag another.
Steven: Dude, she's wearing hoe shorts; she's probably a thot.
Alvin: No, she's wearing hot shorts.
Steven: Wtf! How you know this shit?
Alvin: My girlfriend is BoOtyliciOus, she's Asian and I brought her hot shorts yesterday, on the same day I met her.
2)You're having dinner with your girlfriend at a restaurant and this BoOtyliciOus Asian girl inadvertently bumps her ass against the back of your head as she's squeezing between you and another occupied chair. As you turn around to see what hit you, you blurt out: "DAMN, your Asian, and BoOtyliciOus; DAMN!!! -- At this point, she might give you her number and say something, like: "I'm new to America, here my number, I need help with English. Need friends. Okay, you call." -- At this point, no matter where you are in your relationship with your current girlfriend, you take her number, throw money on the table and run after that BoOtyliciOus Asian Goddess.
3) Steven: Yo Al!!
Alvin: What dude?!
Steven: Checkout that oriental on your left.
Alvin: I got to slow down. -- DAMN!!!! She's BoOtyliciOus! Haven't seen a BoOtyliciOus Asian in this part of town. And she's fit too. I'm going to turn around and bag another.
Steven: Dude, she's wearing hoe shorts; she's probably a thot.
Alvin: No, she's wearing hot shorts.
Steven: Wtf! How you know this shit?
Alvin: My girlfriend is BoOtyliciOus, she's Asian and I brought her hot shorts yesterday, on the same day I met her.
by Psychic Chun-Li December 13, 2018
Get the BoOtyliciOus Asianmug. When your skinny Asian/oriental friend drinks the smallest amount of an alcoholic drink and happens to be stumbling all over the bar within minutes.
Example:
Asian/oriental guy: Hey Steve let me try that!
*takes a sip - 5 minutes later*
Asian/oriental guy: hey Steve I love you man!
Steve: Damn, thought it would be a while before the Asian Tipsy kicked in!
Asian/oriental guy: Hey Steve let me try that!
*takes a sip - 5 minutes later*
Asian/oriental guy: hey Steve I love you man!
Steve: Damn, thought it would be a while before the Asian Tipsy kicked in!
by pablo von sebastiano March 9, 2011
Get the Asian tipsymug. 
by tommy naganuma September 12, 2011
Get the asian headachemug.