asian points

any extra points or credit given to a student just because they happen to be asian

Asian kid: Uggh I only got a 99 on my test.

Non-asain kid: What!? I got the exact same answers as you and I got an 87!

Asian kid: Yeah the teacher gave me some asian points.

by apc2150 August 29, 2009

Asian Logic

Someone who makes decisions (typically financial ones) that contradict common sense and is unable to prioritize . This is typically found in Asian culture (i.e driving an expensive car but living in a dump)

Eugene spends $2000 on a holiday that he didn't want to go on but wont spend $350 on a lawn mower he needs regularly.
Eugene buys a big glass mirror costing hundreds of dollars and risks damaging it by carrying it home and not paying $50 for delivery. Eugene has Asian logic.

by Chu Mei May 20, 2017

Asian bekfest

Sucking small tits

I have a thing for Asian Bekfest

by betaPoltergeist May 31, 2016

Asian Buffing

The act of wildly tangenting during a conversation. The very phrase 'Asian Buffing' is born of Asian Buffing.

'I have no idea how we arrived on this topic, Martha!'
'Wow James, that was some next level Asian Buffing'

by marthathegrey May 17, 2014

Asian tipsy

When your skinny Asian/oriental friend drinks the smallest amount of an alcoholic drink and happens to be stumbling all over the bar within minutes.

Example:
Asian/oriental guy: Hey Steve let me try that!

*takes a sip - 5 minutes later*

Asian/oriental guy: hey Steve I love you man!

Steve: Damn, thought it would be a while before the Asian Tipsy kicked in!

by pablo von sebastiano March 9, 2011

asian headache

when you have a headache from studying too much

I was up studying all night and now I have a killer asian headache.

by tommy naganuma September 12, 2011

asian steve

Usually seen building computers or using a camera

Oh shit look there's Asian steve taking pictures.

by REDG2 February 4, 2014