"Can I borrow your wooden shoes? I was fingering this girl last night and she turned out to be a lesbian so I'm going to have to issue a dutch apology."
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The cum that comes from make up sex
by Fuckin Tim September 25, 2008
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A rare form of temporal lobe epilepsy, resulting in split personality disorder. The result, rather than a seizure, switches off most of the brain allowing only the parts responsible for anger and rage to function. This produces a pile of dead muthafukka's and a perpetrator who knows nothing of the incident.
Honest officer, I have no recollection of why I appear to be unharmed and soaked in blood and there is a pile of corpses nearby, i suffer from "apocolepsy", i had an "apocoleptic fit" get me a doctor and take me the fuck home!
by skitzofukka June 24, 2011
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Never in the story is it stated that she doesn't need a man, rather, she bugs her friend to help her have a connection with a guy who likes her, who she rejected afterwards by throwing a bouquet at his face in front of many people.
She is the type of person who can be easily manipulated by other evil persons.
Her exposure stopped when the story has not even reached the climax, therefore, she's just a mere extra. An extra, but her fandom, mstans, became one of the most toxic fandom out there.
Mstans resorted to bullying, harassing, and mocking the author because the outcome they wanted was very different from what really happened. Some of the most toxic mstans even invaded the privacy of the author jonaxx, posting her private pics with family and the changes in her surname. Now, mstans still can't move on with what happened and still blabbers about the story, how the protagonists were walking red flags, when it is so clear, that they had the most beautiful character development, but of course, mstans can't and won't accept that. They're bad at reading comprehension. They're best at finding loopholes in every chapter, when the truth is, they're really just in denial that mapple is not the protagonist of the story.
Never in the story is it stated that she doesn't need a man, rather, she bugs her friend to help her have a connection with a guy who likes her, who she rejected afterwards by throwing a bouquet at his face in front of many people.
She is the type of person who can be easily manipulated by other evil persons.
Her exposure stopped when the story has not even reached the climax, therefore, she's just a mere extra. An extra, but her fandom, mstans, became one of the most toxic fandom out there.
Mstans resorted to bullying, harassing, and mocking the author because the outcome they wanted was very different from what really happened. Some of the most toxic mstans even invaded the privacy of the author jonaxx, posting her private pics with family and the changes in her surname. Now, mstans still can't move on with what happened and still blabbers about the story, how the protagonists were walking red flags, when it is so clear, that they had the most beautiful character development, but of course, mstans can't and won't accept that. They're bad at reading comprehension. They're best at finding loopholes in every chapter, when the truth is, they're really just in denial that mapple is not the protagonist of the story.
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