Sack alert

1. The act of riding shaft, dick, or penis, not literally though.
2.Hyping someone up.

1. T.caff sucks in football, he can't catch Dustin: no that boy T.caff is a beast he catches everything. Strapp: Sack Alert Sack Alert!!!

2. Damn B.Orr can freestyle on the sneak he's up there with Cassidy. Strapp: Sack Alert Sack alert

by TcafTKO September 9, 2010

alberta emergency alert system

"Alberta emergency alert system"

A horrible alert system that you can't understand and doesn't appear until it's to late

TV. "BEEP! This is an alberta emergency alert. A... (Unrecognizable automated speech)"

Me: "I hope that was nothing important because I COULDNT HEAR A DAMN WORD! Stupid alberta emergency alert system!"

by Lolbroccoli January 5, 2014

Squirt Alert

The sensation you get when seeing a hot chick that makes you want to ejaculate.

That girl with the fat boobies over there is giving me a squirt alert!

by Gillespe August 30, 2008

FUCKED UP alert

A phrase to exclaim loudly when you hear/see anything that's, well, fucked up. The louder you scream this, the better.

Amy: I got an B on my math quiz.

Me: So?

Amy: I haven't been at school for the last twelve weeks.

Me: FUCKED UP alert.

by Jay I Am February 8, 2006

dyke alert

A warning given by males to warn other males that competition for vunerable females has just entered the area.
A signal that there are manly lesbians about.

Dude! Sound the alarm we are under a dyke alert!

by jsd9632 August 14, 2012

SILVER Alert

The goal of a SILVER Alert is to instantly galvanize the entire community to assist in the search for and the safe recovery of a senior citizen who has become missing often due to Altimeters.

Last week Mabel was found standing in front of her former home but thankfully she was recovered quickly due to the enormous success of the SILVER alert.

by barney_phife September 19, 2009

Alutaps

Small dining utensils used for those who want to lick the bowl but know they can't.

Rubber head cutlery used to get the most from small sauce dishes that are offered up as condiments.

Can I please have another alutaps for my sauces.

by SimonSparkie February 12, 2022