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alphabet salamander

when your dick so slippery and rare it makes your girl shout the alphabet
yo man my girl took my alphabet salamander last night
by jektiik April 26, 2014
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The Stinking Alphabet

The Stinking AlphabetVerbSexual Act: An Act Just Like The Spinning Alphabet But The Hole In Question Is Anal.
"Dude! After I gave your mom The Spinning Alphabet, I gave your dad The Stinking Alphabet.
by Jackie Estacadoe March 29, 2023
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The alphabet

It’s fucking explanatory! If you don’t know what it is then you are fucking dumb you dumb piece of shit.
Bitch why the fuck are you still scrolling?!? THE ALPHABET IS JUST FUCKING LETTERS!!!!
by Autumn_22 October 23, 2020
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alphabetical orgasms

Refers to da act of getting off on various situations and circumstances, such as:
BOARgasm: research about/interaction wif wild/male pigs
BOERgasm: research about/interaction wif Dutch/Huguenot settlers in Asia

BOORgasm: partaking in "crude 'n' rude" behavior
BOREgasm: creating holes or being dull-natured
COORgasm: guzzling a Silver Bullet
COREgasm: surveying da remains of a thoroughly-eaten apple
DOORgasm: being invited inside a dwelling
FOREgasm: hitting a golf ball (can also refer to premature ejaculation while engaged in "getting in da mood" activities)
FOURgasm: involving yourself wif dual twos of something
GOREgasm: research about/interaction wif da infamous "An Inconvenient Truth" politician, or anything regarding da infamous "Old Blood 'n' Guts" 4-star general
HOARgasm: anything gray or grayish-white
LOREgasm: studying/recounting tales from yesteryear
MOORgasm: researching/trekking broad grassy meadows
MOREgasm: when receiving anything additional

NORgasm: when neither option is available or doable
OARgasm: when paddling a boat
ORgasm: when given a choice of two options
OREgasm: when you "hit pay-dirt"
Additional examples of alphabetical orgasms may occur when:
POORgasm: being unable to "keep up wif da Joneses"
POREgasm: getting goosebumps
POURgasm: seeing liquid dispensed
ROARgasm: performing a loudly-celebratory "I da MAN!" chest-pounding routine after "getting lucky" wif a female
SOARgasm: when you perfect using a hang-glider
SOREgasm: anything regarding grumpiness or painful skin/muscles
TORgasm: anything regarding a rocky outcrop or hill
TOREgasm: when gleefully ripping things apart
TOURgasm: when partaking of a guided group-stroll
WARgasm: anything combat-related (da arrogantly-bold old-school military leader mentioned above likely experienced lots of these)
WOREgasm: researching/experiencing garments of some kind
YOREgasm: taking a trip down Memory Lane
YOURgasm: paying attention to/sharing resources wif someone else
by QuacksO January 23, 2022
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artistic alphabet

originally made by "Apple Kid" in 2009, it gained popularity fast.
almost every language has its own fanmade "artistic alphabet".
there are also "unused" versions which they add random letters that were used in that language.
instantly popularised by kids and made worldwide with kinemaster.
mostly a fucking joke, sometimes real.
hehe time to make tatar artistic alphabet unused 5.0 just to get views
hey bro have you heard about my new language Aꙮⱪeꜭă!? it has its very own artistic alphabet
by bagfaek September 24, 2025
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FACE 0FF ALPHABET G00GLE

FUN WITH GUS.

FOR some reasons FACEB00K is 0FF where ALPHABET G00GLE WINS.

JAC = JARED ANDREW COHEN ...AIW"A" = ARTIFICIAL INTELLIGENCE WATS0N A LIEN = AAR0N PECKHAM ( DATABASE GAME CHANGER)

NEW 0NE LETTER WISE AS ISOLATION BUTT SEXUAL TEASE.
NO MATTER how clean FACE 0FF G00GLE ALPHABET makes itsElVE'S both their minopolizations can never get rid of that SMELLY FOOTHEADERS MUSH ROOM(CO WORKERS SLAVE DRIVING ONFICE) FUNGUS STINK especially that ALL NIGHT CHINESE SHUSHU wearing ZZZZZZ!!!!!! OF YOUTUBE...YEWTUBE...UUTUBE....UTUBE. CHINI...NEW BIRTH +ADD W0RDS.

WHEN ANAL ALAN (JAC how am I doing ? "EXCELLENT" ,went into that CARPET STORE SHAW'S INDUSTRIES DISTRIBUTER (A UNIT OF BERKSHIRE ( DING DING) , has NO CARPET UNDER as HIS TOILET SITTING the"PRIVY seen" the SHOWROOM of how "FEMALE HE felt his DICK AND BALLS up , no ERECTIION to show and for that it was an AUTOMATIC FORFEIT of SUMPTUOUS SIGN including everything about his ID and such a NICE (JEWISH FAGG0T'S SHITEATER PED0PHILE he gets that all important FACE 0FF ALPHABET G00GLE TRANSF0TMATI0N.

For purposes of celebrating the MARKETING of ALPHABET GOOGLE by META as "YEP" , "YOU ARE RIGHT MARK ELLIOT ZUCKERBERG , as " don't DELETE YOUR FACEBOOK , AS SUNDERARAJAN PICHAI , has that WORLD PEACE EEE NOBLE PRIZE TO WIN " OMNISCIENT CHANNELS" important UTILIZER AND EXORCISER in your "META FACE".

ABCDEFGHIJKLMNOPQRSTUVWXYZ , D0NUT, CARDID, BUNS, PLANKS, JERKING 0FF, JUMPING JACKS, NO EXCUSES, SNUG, QURDS, , EXHAUSTION, THE "ROCK", WAITS, STEAM ROOM, ZZZ, FLEXIBLE, LEG LIFTS, MEMBERSHIP FEE, UPWARD STRETCH, SANDWICH, THAT GUY, WORKING OUT, YOYO DIETING, ABS, KEGELS,= FACE 0FF G00GLE ALPHABET = ELDER ABUSE "NUT HOUSE"AND OR "PRISON. ,(AS GETTING THROWN UNDER THE BUS)...
by NOBLE PEACE SUNDER EEE March 2, 2022
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Alphabet Pedo

A bisexual woman who refers to women as “Girls”
Jenny said: I’m going out with the girls

Adrian said: But those are grown women who are potential partners. Calling them “girls” makes you an Alphabet Pedo
by Oksy Moron January 7, 2022
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