Alphabating

When an alpha male asserts his dominance by masturbating in front of a group. This can be both metaphorical (i.e. insults) or literal.

Jared came to the party late and in order to assert his superiority as the alpha male began insulting others. When this didn't work, he began alphabating to truly assert his dominance.

by Whothunkit March 10, 2014

alphabet salamander

when your dick so slippery and rare it makes your girl shout the alphabet

yo man my girl took my alphabet salamander last night

by jektiik April 26, 2014

alphabet pearl

Well you're going down on a girl, with your tongue spell the alphabet on here clit

You got to hit her with that alphabet pearl bro

by Alphabet Pearl July 29, 2016

alphabet soup

Exotic recreational drugs known by letter abbreviations, particularly in combination. Generally used as a derogatory term by people who do not partake in such things, and/or a descriptive term when everyone in a group of people at a party is on something different.

A: What the hell are you guys on?!

B: Well joe and sally are on tripping 2C-B, mary is on MBDB and MDAI, the people fucking in the corner are on 4-MMC and...
A: Got it, alphabet soup - I'm gonna do some good old fashioned cocaine here and smoke a joint if anyone wants to join me...

by Doc. A February 12, 2017

alphabet test

To try recite the alphabet while getting good sloppy top. If you make to z she's trash

This girl sucked my dick so good I could barely say my ABC's , I deadass failed the "alphabet test" that night

by Big Mikkee March 20, 2017

alphabet soup

It is an adjective, that may be used when some body is mixed up in thought.

I am an alphabet soup house wife, when I am busy with t.v, then I can,t search well after my kids and the cat, in daily hours.

by man!? March 23, 2017

AHlphabetikAH

A Guy who uses the AHlphabet alot.
AHlphabet = An Alphabet that consists of 24 letters being all A with different Fonts.

ThatTeacher: Nathan what is the squareroot of 64.
Nathan: A
ThatTeacher: A?

Nathan: A (nods his head up and down)

Second Scenario:
If a Teacher uses it against you
ThatTeacher: Who can tell me how a circut works?
(Nathan raises his Hand)
Nathan: a circut is wh...
ThatTeacher: A? Nathan... Did you want to say A?
Nathan: No, I wanted to explain tha....
ThatTeacher: A? What happend you AHlphabetikAH?
Nathan: no...
ThatTecher: A
Nathan: ...

by Mac_Cooper74 July 27, 2017