Alabama Formal

Dressing in an extremely casual manner, especially when the situation calls for you to dress nicely.

"I see that you've opted to wear a t-shirt to this job interview. Did our human resources director tell you to dress Alabama formal?"

by King of Battle October 31, 2011

Alabama Brain Massage

Indiscriminant nose-picking in a very deep fashion involving one or two fingers. Often seen at a stoplight on the car next to you. Sometimes followed by a sniffing of the fingers if productive, and/or rolling the residue with the index finger and thumb and flicking it either on the floorboard of the car or out the window.

Jared, check out that guy in the car next to us digging for gold. Dude, that is an Alabama Brain Massage if I've ever seen one!

by fway September 1, 2013

Alabama Fire House

When you are having a sexual intercourse with your cousin and you light her vagina hair on fire and fuck her until it goes out.

Dude, when I came over we did the Alabama Fire house

by OG pegasus mane February 13, 2018

Alabama afterparty

When you have a foursome, but 3 of the people are related.

Robert downey jr. and his 2 cousins had an alabama afterparty with his friend Paul Walker.

by LilBoiRobby May 29, 2018

alabama hardhat

A black guy in Alabama wearing a cowboy hat.

Look at that coon wearing an Alabama hardhat!

by CountAkintay November 4, 2018

Alabama Hot Bidet

A variant of Alabama Hot Pocket.
When you take a shit and sit above a pussy that's squirting fountain from female orgasm to clean your asshole.

Barbara, I'm gonna have to take a dump, get your pussy ready to give me an Alabama Hot Bidet! Thanks.

by bazerant December 30, 2018

Dothan Alabama

The wiregrass is known for its crackheads, whores, cheaters, tiny peckers, and dick suckers. If you come to the wiregrass, Dothan Alabama, you will find shitty weed and sluts. Guys usually want pussy or dope. All the boy basketball players are unloyal and hoes. The girls are mainly snakes and can’t do anything besides suck dick. The Wiregrass has a lot of parties with yee yee bubba’s. You can always find NXT’s and beer cans. Ashford and Headland are know for hoes and bad dope. Lord the guys body counts around here are more than you could count. And lets not start on the dick pictures and nude videos.

Dothan Alabama has the most fingering videos of sluts in the state!

by suckingdick.com December 7, 2018