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adoption

A 1.4 billion dollar industry in which American couples buy a baby from a third world country for $10,000 to $50,000 USD. There is a strong correlation between the price of the baby and the race of the baby.

During the selection process, every attempt is made to purchase a non-defective human.

Significant portions of the transaction wind up lining the pockets of corrupt third world government officials and shady the non-profit orgagizations involved in connecting the buyers of babies with the sellers of babies.
Angelina Jolie recently paid a lot of money in a shady Tijuana adoption transaction and she wound up getting ripped off.
by Stork Vangutenberg February 20, 2008
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adolf hitler

a nazi who took over germany in the 1930s and kicked the living shit, literally, out of the jewish people. Fuck you hitler
i saw a memorial of adolf hitler the other day and i cummed on it.
by adalf hatler November 9, 2009
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adult soda

An alternate term to refer to beer or other carbonated alcoholic beverages. Sometimes used to make one sound high class or to mask the activities when talking around those not of age.
I am going to enjoy a few adult sodas tonight on the rooftop with the guys.
by Windyman August 6, 2006
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Adulterick

A combination of Adulterer and Tiger Woods' real name, Eldrick. Someone who cheats on his/her significant other. (much credit to JRIB)
Hey man, I was watching TMZ and they found yet another skank that Adulterick Woods cheated on his wife with.
by east coast jim December 16, 2009
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adolescent

a kid that is inbetween the ages of 13 and 18
your an adolescent to be smoking weed nukka
by bLaZeD September 28, 2003
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adult

noun:1)An individual who is old enough to take complete responsibility for all of his/her actions. Often described by the goverment as a person who has reached a certain age (e.g. a person 18 years old or more). Adjective: 2)Pertaining to adults. 3)Describing sexually suggestive material.
1) Only adults are allowed to buy tobacco here.
2) Little Mindy asked why some things were too adult for her to understand.
3) Strip clubs offer adult entertainment.
by Mintaddict February 8, 2004
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Adult Swim

A lineup of really good anime and comedy on an otherwise pretty shitty channel, Cartoon Network.
Every Saturday night I wait for Toonami to be over, then I watch Adult Swim.
by Cortana Dragoon July 31, 2005
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