asshole

someone being arrogant, rude, obnoxious, or just a total dickhead....

Sean is the biggest fucking asshole I've ever met in my life!

by Jenna Tools November 30, 2002

Honest Asshole Syndrome (H.A.S.)

when you just can't keep your thoughts or sarcasm to yourself. speaking from the heart and with pure truth.

A man happens upon a pregnant lady and says "oh wow! expecting? Congratulations! Do you know who the father is yet?"

That's Honest Asshole Syndrome (H.A.S.)

by Paul Wall Peoples Champ April 23, 2010

some asshole

A truly despicable person. Anyone referred to as "some asshole" at the beginning of a sentence is a detriment to society.

Oh, Jesus. Some asshole is making panda porno.

by Wicked Souls November 8, 2003

Peanut Butter Jelly and Asshole Sandwich

The act of placing peanut butter and jelly inside your ass. Then forcing someone to eat all of it out of your ass.

I call it a peanut butter jelly and asshole sandwich, but Tom here, would be calling it lunch.

Man 1: Hey dude, wanna go grab some lunch? Man 2: Naw bro I'm good. Your mom served me a hell of a Peanut Butter Jelly and Asshole Sandwich.

by Noushbag April 13, 2011

Internet Asshole

The Internet Asshole or "Homo Internetus" embodies a wealth of factoids backed up with little to no life experience, a crippling sense of agoraphobia, and a mild mix of tourettes and aspergers.

These are all drawn together with a slight judgmental grimace as if playing the part of the worlds observer. Pasty skin and a nasally tone are good compliments but not entirely necessary.

Nathaniel is such an internet asshole. A total Homo Internetus.

by The Original Running Sloth March 27, 2013

Ashlen

Someone of most importance and value to society, also known as the best person in the world. Friends call her 'Queen', 'Miss. Amazing', and 'I-want-to-be-you'.

Wow, ashlen, without you I would get fat.

by LALA88 March 24, 2009

Ashlee

Small town girl, big city dreams. Eyes blue as the ocean that can pierce your soul and linger for years, even if you don't see her again, those eyes will be in your dreams for life. She's a good girl with a passion for life.

That Ashlee in Iowa, she had that soul shattering love at first sight thing going on.

by Sunnydaysweepinthecloudsaway December 19, 2016