by Themostawesomekid June 21, 2020
Get the Artist Blockmug. by Additional Air July 31, 2022
Get the Bullshit Artistmug. by QwertySherty October 4, 2019
Get the Martial Artistmug. A writing from the artist that explains there work to some degree, usually fraught with words that they nor the viewer know. It does also typically include formal elements of the work, themes, and contextual information. More typically these statements of less than a page leave readers more confused than when they viewed the artists work, as the artist explains their work as if they were on LSD.
That artist statement is amazing, I can't even tell if I am a self-aware human being right now.
Andy Warhol said that he did not need an artist statement, "there is nothing behind it".
Andy Warhol said that he did not need an artist statement, "there is nothing behind it".
by punkrawkz7 May 23, 2012
Get the artist statementmug. A form of vandalism made from soap. People who do soapfitti are mostly doing it to annoy the janitors and the headmaster. The more soap on a mirror the better. Common soapfitti designs include profanity, swearing and sometimes racist comments. It's very annoying to get soapfitti off a mirror.
Alex: Look at this beautiful artwork!
Rachael: That's not art, that's the work of Soapfitti Artist Luka!
Rachael: That's not art, that's the work of Soapfitti Artist Luka!
by Sai-Chan June 22, 2021
Get the Soapfitti Artistmug. Noun: A person who orders takeout for the whole office and pays for each order separately rather than pooling the money beforehand and figuring out the change later.
Shep missed his train because some pickup artist at the front of the line in the restaurant freaked out when Bob’s envelope was a dollar short.
by Dorkmuffin May 1, 2019
Get the Pickup artistmug. People who glom onto you and trap you into all their problems, hangups and neurosis. All they focus on is themselves and one sided conversation only about them.
by Clara Fication June 5, 2016
Get the hangup artistmug.