aolkin

Aolkin is a language only spoken by a handful of people in the world. It is a very insightful language, consisting of the same amount of English words spoken.

'Hey lets Aolkin.' 'Okay!' 'Ama goona zpigin aolki yaya?'

by SnowmyShelley123 November 22, 2019

aoLOL

To laugh out loud on AOL.

Someone typing aoLOL on AOL: Lyke LOL!11!!onE1!11!eleven!

by \]\]\]\/[/[/[/ May 27, 2009

Aolani

Probably one of the most beautiful girls you will ever meet. Has beautiful eyes and a great sense of humour to match her beautiful and big booty. Has the best fashion sense in town and will always get you in on the latest trends - she'll also be able to snag you a place at the new local hotspot. She is a loyal friend who is truthful but also caring and will help you out any time you need. You need a Aolani in your life and without her the darkness is just too dark. She will be the light that will carry you along the way and her sensitive and kind words will help you to make the right decision. She doesn't sleep around and she will be a very great girlfriend - so treat her right! You need her in your life FOR SURE.

Friend 1: Woah! You snagged an Aolani?
Friend 2: Yeah! I'm just so lucky to be able to have her in my life.
Friend 1: You go dude.
Friend 2: Thanks man - she's most certainly my kind of woman.

by __millsx October 11, 2015

AOLer

n. 1. A subscriber of the America Online service, who's world revolves around email and chatting and cannot function on a day to day basis without large, sloppy, cartoony icons to tell them what to do to while operating their PC; nor are they considered computer literate; nor are they able to use the web either efficiently or in general, who type poorly with little to no correct grammar or punctuation whilst overusing internet abbreviations to convey messages as quickly and as lazily as possible, rendering their electronic conversations illegible and otherwise nonsensical to an embarrassing degree.

2. A person in which case the closest thing they've ever seen to a mouse is a bar of soap, and have no idea what they're doing online, in front of a computer, or in general, who are usually overly ignorant to technology as a whole, who are considered by the general population as complete idiots who are unfit to operate a computer.

"Every AOLer should have to go through rigorous computer training sessions so that everyone else isn't bothered by their stupid questions."

by TheWarlock May 20, 2005

AOLer

1) A person who subscribes to AOL service. This does not necessarily apply to AIMers.
2) An epithet, used to describe someone typing in all caps and/or with no regard for spelling or grammar. May or may not subscribe to AOL service. May or may not display the maturity level of a pre-pubescent ignoramus.

"STFU AOLer."

by JiaXue September 15, 2003

AOLeffect

when husbands/boyfriends benefit sexually from their partner's admiration of Alex O'Loughlin AKA Steve McGarrett in the new Hawaii Five-0. often seen on twitter hashtagged as #AOLeffect

My husband always gets lucky on Monday nites after Hawaii Five-0 'cause McGarrett is such a BAMF #AOLeffect

by #AOL_H50 October 31, 2011

aoled

verb. The process of being disconnected from the internet. Specifically with the internet provider AOL. Aoling generally occurs when the user is in a hurry or in urgent need of the internet.

"oh dear, i have just been aoled"

by C. Ookie December 25, 2007