A tall skinny guy who likes to rizz up thick gay guys. This guy will not man up and let the thick man stack donuts on it.
by bigdaddy0909 March 15, 2024
Get the Jonahmug. A person that can’t pull any bitches. He is also incapable of touching grass. He spends all day dwelling in his room like a goblin.
by Gigachadus June 15, 2022
Get the Jonahmug. go fuck jonah or some shit
by jonah the king of the world February 6, 2025
Get the jonahmug. The kindest person and the funniest literally an angel on earth. Always makes you laugh and send u the best tiktoks and never dissapoints. Plus he is always honest. Master procrastinator, drawer and best friend. Ily bitch <3
by _moncherri November 21, 2021
Get the Jonahmug. The most random dude of them all and surprisingly the best listener too. Being around a Jonah feels like being around a psychopath, sometimes intimidating, but usually they're heads are somewhere in the clouds. Introverted as fuck but not gonna admit it to anyone except for their close friends. Jonah can be reserved and sometimes seem depressed but in reality they're just thinking about that new season or update that just came out. Jonah's are chill and loyal, if you have one treat them well, but don't get mad when they get tired of you, it's not personal.
Friend 1: Yo that motherfucker's name is Jonah, who names their kid that anymore.
Friend 2: Idk but he seems chill
Friend 2: Idk but he seems chill
by SharkMan4 November 23, 2021
Get the Jonahmug. by Vashta_Nerada July 5, 2023
Get the J. Jonah Jamesonmug. Leader having more than enough skill at basketball with a longs dick and slender man arms. A true handsome man who pulls women and owns other towns.
by Epg>Fhs March 19, 2023
Get the Jonah Funkmug.