Covid vaccine

Hand sanitizer

Just drink hand sanitizer an you'll have the Covid vaccine

by Barnie Slayer May 3, 2021

Covid-20

What we should call Covid-19 now because it's 2020 and not 2019.

Frank : Want me to infect you with covid-19?

Niko : No, I'm good I already have covid-20.

by diktahp August 1, 2020

Covid-69

When you contract the coronavirus in the year 2069.

Huey: Yo I just contracted COVID-69 bro.
Riley: Haha sucks for you nigga.

by BlackNipper April 23, 2020

COVID Vaccine

The only thing needed to get back to normal.

Once the COVID Vaccine becomes available to you, just get it.

by SunFlow3 March 26, 2021

Covid-69

When you and your partner are both infected with Coronavirus, otherwise known as Covid-19 and start performing oral sex on one another in the sixty-nine position disregarding the pre-eminent doom of potential respiratory failure.

As soon as we both found out we were infected with Covid-19 we immediately began Covid-69ing in hopes that the genital fluids would serve as decongestants.

by baileystrum March 24, 2020

Covid Dreams

When mixed feelings or morbid musings about the coronavirus pandemic are abstractly or creatively depicted through computer art.

Digital artists think that covid dreams could serve as a form of therapeutic art for those who are grieving for their loved ones who lost their lives to the coronavirus.

by MathPlus March 5, 2021

Covid Fate

That someone will die of the coronavirus, whether they get vaccinated or not, is determined by their Creator, who has the final say on their last day on earth.

If your time to journeying to the other side of eternity has come or hasn’t arrived yet, regardless of the pandemic situation around you, or of the necessary health precautions you’ve taken, it all boils down to your covid fate, and not because of a deadlier variant of the virus that is hell-bent to ending your life prematurely.

by Covido March 7, 2021