September 9th

National finger a girl day

Hey you know what September 9th is

by Apimpnameslickback😏 September 4, 2021

April 9th

April 9th is national fuck your boyfriend day if his dock is over 5 inches , if it’s not drop him cause that’s just embarrassing.

Me: Let’s fuck for national fuck your boyfriend day on April 9th

Boyfriend:But my dick is 4 inches

Me:your single

by Yo-yoballs April 8, 2021

May 9th

The best person is born! He/she is the most amazing friend to have they are handsome/gorgeous and they will do anything with you to have fun and be cute

Person 1: Friends?
Person 2: were you born on May 9th
Person 1: yea ofc

Person 2: perfect sure

by Bochl October 26, 2019

June 9th

It’s national bad bitch day. Especially if your name is: McKenzie, or Kenzie.

Yo! It’s June 9th!
Wow national bad bitch day!! Is your name kenzie?!
Yes! It is!
Wow double trouble!!

by Mynameiskenzie June 8, 2021

March 9th

Kiss your girlfriend day

Bf: do you know what day it is?
Gf: no?
Bf:kisses

Gf:oh its March 9th

by V_hehe March 7, 2022

September 9th

It’s National Juice Wrld day, Just to represent the late rapper Juice Wrld (Jarad Anthony Higgins) because of his sadly passing on December 8th 2019. We shall Remember him on September 9th. “Music is the best way i can communicate with other people”-Juice Wrld

Person 1: “Hey, do you know what September 9th represents?
Person/Fan of Juice Wrld: “ YES OF COURSE, it’s the day were everyone celebrates Juice Wrld”
Person 1: Well then, we shall celebrate him then”

by jesuswillalwaysbetheone.69 December 13, 2019

April 9th

National “My life is ruined” day.
The day where your boyfriend breaks up with you or you get embarrassed to death.But there’s one thing NO ONE should ever say April 9th while talking about it.It is known as the day we don’t talk about EVER.

Tutle:Oh no it’s April 9th!
Larry:Shhhh no tutle dont say the name.

by Tutle May 25, 2018