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Loch Ness Monster

The Loch Ness Monster is a famous coaster located at Busch Gardens Williamsburg. Due to the coaster being outdated and almost half a century old, it’s intensely rough. Famous for its interlocking loops, it is the only rollercoaster to have interlocking loops in 2022.
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Me-ness

What is associated with you and will allow people you know to think you would own it.

( word created by youtuber : moriah elizabeth)
"It's time to add a bit of ' me-ness ' to this bedroom! " ( brother)

( someone that got invited arrives to a house and the owner show them the rooms)

" Wow! This Is definitely your sister's bedroom !" ( someone)
by EuropeanImmigrant November 4, 2022
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Lock Ness Monster

Humorous reference to Al Capone or any of da other evil 'n' ferocious Godfather-goons of da Prohibition era whom Da Great Elliott wanted to secure in a prison cell with da turn of a key.
Da term "Lock Ness Monster" could also work in reverse, and refer to how da assorted mobsters viewed da renegade "Treasury Man" for his relentless pursuit of them and his efforts to curtail their personal freedom.
by QuacksO November 6, 2022
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Loch Ness Monster

An aggressive panhandler who uses means of coercion, threats, and even violence to garner money from people. Are usually not actually homeless and are just hoping to use the money for drugs, alcohol, or gambling. See also: Bludger
Chef's dad
Say, would you kids like to hear about the time we saw the Loch Ness monster?
Stan
No, that's okay.
Chef's dad
Ooh, it must've been about seven, eight years ago. Me and the little lady was out on this boat, you see, all alone at night, when all of a sudden this huge creature, this giant crustacean from the paleolithic era, comes out of the water.
Chef's mom
We was so scared, Lord have mercy, I jumped up in the boat and I said "Thomas, what on earth is that creature?!"
Thomas
It stood above us looking down with these big red eyes,-
Chef's mom
Oh, it was so scary!
Thomas
and I yelled. I said, "What do you want from us, monster?!" And the monster bent down and said, "...Uh I need about tree-fitty." a long silence follows
Kyle
What's tree-fitty?
Thomas
Three dollars and fifty cents.
Chef's mom
Tree-fitty.
Stan
He wanted money?
Thomas
That's right. I said "I ain't giving you no tree-fitty you goddamn Loch Ness monster! Get your own goddamn money!"
Chef's mom
I gave him a dollar.
Thomas
She gave him a dollar.
Chef's mom
I thought he'd go away if I gave him a dollar.
Thomas
Well of course he's not gonna go away, Nellie! You give him a dollar, he's gonna assume you got more!
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teen-ness

I'm sorry my son forgot to text you until late last night. We reminded him, but you know, typical teen-ness."
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Loch Ness monster

A f##### up turthe on steroroids and has down sindrum
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-ness

"-ness" is an affix when you're defining something in a certain state, and also denoting a state or condition.
Word Bomb and JKLM.fun players do -nesses to flex with longer average words than everyone else.

Not to be confused with the main earthbound character.

For example Waterlessnesses, Cantankerousnesses, e.t.c
"The ice's cool "-ness" is high."
by Qwertysjnf2 March 9, 2022
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