Wouldn't bake them a cake

When you suspect that two people are a gay couple, but they haven't made it public. Based on the 2018 supreme court decision where a cake artist was legally allowed to refuse service to a gay couple.

I know Fred and John say they're just friends, but I definitely wouldn't bake them a cake.

by yo_ssarian June 12, 2018

checking to see if ur cake

possible tw

basically a funny and ~quirky~ way of saying you self harm.

girl: hey did you hear what happened to sarah?

boy: no, what happened?

girl: shes in the hospital bc she was checking to see if she was cake

boy: oh dear

checking to see if ur cake

by aussie_qunt August 23, 2020

fudge cake in my asshole

When your sad or pissed about something

Man ilyasse gon leave the country this year fudge cake in my asshole

by KBK123 October 14, 2020

cut like kids cake

When you “cut” (aka exit or leave) in a quick, smooth, or easy fashion, like a grocery store birthday cake for a kids birthday party. Often used to refer to a friend with benefits or other not-serious sexual partner leaving soon afterwards instead of staying over or going out together. Referenced in the song “Recognize” by PARTYNEXTDOOR feat. Drake

When I hit you at your condo real late
Check the scene to see if you straight
Then cut like kids cake

by TheDoctorr March 31, 2023

That Bitch don’t eat cake

An unusual event that could lead to unwanted circumstances

Guy 1: The police came down here asking questions about us.
Guy 2: Let’s get the f outta here. That bitch don’t eat cake.

by Shoehorn5.12 July 12, 2022

get your cake up

1)is the act or process of one person or groups of persons doing something advantagous for their self
2) doing what you have to do to get by
3 trying to get what you want without having to do much else

Son u still not lift'n as much as me get your cake up nigga

Ey dawg get your cake up if u gotta cheat cheat it is wut it is u knw wut im say'n sometimes u just gotta do wut you gotta do

by Big bisquit aka Dallas January 6, 2006

Grandma Bake me a cake

a phrase that hungry children use when at there nans house and require cake

Say Grandma.....bake me a cake

by Lee Holland September 17, 2003