Did you notice how much of a psycho narcissistic asshole that person is doing whatever they want to others...they must not know Nicks Law
by Nicks Law August 13, 2020
Nick: I had 10 fish, now I have two left
Emily: Well then according to nick's law ,you shouldn't have kids.
Emily: Well then according to nick's law ,you shouldn't have kids.
by Apolloslyre44 April 18, 2014
The chance of something you want to happen might happen can be calculated
% = __________1________ X 100
2 + people you've told
% = __________1________ X 100
2 + people you've told
Dude weren't you going to buy that house you told us about?
Well it didn't go in our favor after telling the whole neighourhod about our Ideas, The law of Theo you know....
Well it didn't go in our favor after telling the whole neighourhod about our Ideas, The law of Theo you know....
by gowk_ February 25, 2020
John: "I went to see The Expendables" yesterday and it was terrible"
David: "Hamid's law applies. It's better than Basic!"
David: "Hamid's law applies. It's better than Basic!"
by LuoTuo August 27, 2010
A terrible thing happens when you don’t promote: nothing.
Source: Anonymous copywriter for WDVA radio in Virginia, 1975, appearing in an ad in The Danville Register
Misattributed to P.T. Barnum c. 1999
Source: Anonymous copywriter for WDVA radio in Virginia, 1975, appearing in an ad in The Danville Register
Misattributed to P.T. Barnum c. 1999
Barnum’s Law dictates that having an elevator pitch ready in case the CEO asks you what your function is could be a matter of keeping your job.
by WhatwasIsaying January 25, 2025
Das's Law of Optimism/Pessimism is derived from something said by George Carlin. It explains that sometimes you expect too much of yourself and it gets you down in life.
by Mindbladeskillyaks June 15, 2010