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Private ryan

When three or more of your buddies each take a grenade to clear a path for you to get laid.

Epicly impossible. No man gets left behind. Bro level 1000. You tell your grandkids this story when they ask you why you always pour four shots even you drink alone.
We did a Private Ryan for your ass. You owe me.
by Muffmizer December 3, 2017
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Billy Ryan

A yokel who lives on a lake full of dink crappies and 28 inch dog fish. They also usually have a thing for rats.
Billy Ryan lives in the country
by Shayane February 17, 2019
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Seacrest or Ryan Seacrest

verb: to "seacrest" is to say something and/or act in a manner that is off-putting but intended to garner approval and acceptance, but also to do so in a manner that makes others think the subject is trying to hard to get attention.

adjective: description of a person who tries to hard for the attention and acceptance of others, to the point of alienating everyone; aka histrionic with a touch of retardation. Also a description of an act out of desperation used to get attention.

noun: a person who makes several, often strained and/or desperate attempts for the approval and acceptance of others, often to those people's annoyance. A "seacrest" is generally specific to effiminate and/or "metrosexual" men; a "rube" or "country bumpkin" would not be a seacrest but none of the above employ wit or intellectual conversation in their attempts to entertain.

synonyms: twat, plague, Carson Daly
antonyms: cool, Eddie Izzard, shizznit
verb use:
"Remember that guy at the party, the one wearing all the Von Dutch shit? I must have accidentally looked him in the eye because he followed me around all night, seacresting me about his celebrity as a DJ even though I've never heard of him."

use of adjective:
"Don't look, but there's Ryan. Oh my God, he's so seacrest - he's still telling jokes even though no one is laughing, even as they walk away. And that impression of Austin Powers? Eh, so seacrest."

use of noun:
"That seacrest kept going on and on about what chitlins are as if NOBODY in America knows what that is except like, four people from the south. What's his white ass got against soul food? Generalizing then trying to marginalize African-Americans is NOT entertaining."
by Murray June 29, 2004
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gay Ryan

gay Ryan is a insult used to say someone has a small penis.
man: *has sex*

woman: damn are you gay Ryan?
man: what
by YTDie November 2, 2019
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Lee Ryan

by SomeRetardedLightskin January 18, 2022
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john ryan

Another word for donut. Originated in the early 1950's. Became famous in homeless shelters, negro villages, and southern trailor parks. Eventually migrated into ritzier homes and villages by southern slave cooks.
Slave Number 8376540, this john ryan you cooked for breakfast just melts in my mouth!
by Diana Fairfield June 11, 2008
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debby ryan's face

the most punchable face you've ever seen. her creepy ass smile makes you want to jump in front of a bus.
"i want the punch debby ryan's face."
"ew. debby ryan's face."
by mylefttitty April 29, 2020
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