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reduced-fat milk

Refers to the various "levels" or "degrees" of "milk" (sexual intercourse) that are below the actual "full-fat" kind (hot 'n' heavy copulation with totally bare genitals). These include:

2% milk (where the girl manually/orally "releases the pressure" right beforehand, so that the eager stud will be "freshly emptied" and thus won't be able to cum again for at least a few minutes, and so the girl can safely let him insert his bare cock and thrust inside of her for a while without spurting),

1% milk (where the chick still allows the guy to enter her but insists on his using protection),

Fat-free milk (where the cutie just gives the guy a blowjob or handjob. "Fat-free" milk may often be what is administered by a sympathetic-hearted chick to a second guy often while she is simultaneously riding her boyfriend's cock as a "cheer-up/courtesy gesture" so that said male bystander won't feel so "left out"; the girl takes pity on the partner-less dude and uses her lips and/or hands to pleasure his cock and let him "vent his pent-up emotions", without actually "giving him any cream" allowing him access between her legs),

Powdered milk (where the gal lets the guy undress her and caress her all over with his hands and lips, and cuddles naked in bed with him, but does not "pleasure" him orally/manually or permit sexual intercourse of any kind), and

Curds and whey (where the gal lets the guy feel her up, but does not let him undress her).
Horny guy: I love my new girlfriend --- nice personality, hot bod, great cook, and so on. I just wish she would let me truly "go all the way", but she only allows me reduced-fat milk --- makes me wear a rubber if I wanna "do it" between her legs!
by QuacksO August 9, 2018
mugGet the reduced-fat milkmug.

Santa's Cookies and milk

When a female pleasures a guy on Christmas as their gift. The Male being Santa.
The man entered the bedroom and was greeted by Santa's Cookies and milk.
by Fatboy234 October 11, 2018
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Milked his cow

When one gives a guy a handjob
"Clio milked his cow after prom in Texas"
by brian6015 February 10, 2018
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Chocolate Milk

you bang a mom and you suck on her titties and get milk from them. Then go and spit it into her ass and eat her ass out and drink the ‘chocolate milk’
You know Stacy's mom, yeah she gave me some of that Chocolate Milk
by Mario's_pitcrew July 30, 2021
mugGet the Chocolate Milkmug.

sky blue milk

blue milk after you stirred it with blue raspberry syrup made invented created by quock and amdam.
sky blue milk is god most of the times unless amdam tampers with kitabell.
by amber adam brock quinn January 13, 2008
mugGet the sky blue milkmug.

Milked Up

The result of drinking or eating large quantities or dairy products, making you so full of milk to extreme levels
"I'm so milked up milked up right now"
by My milk man May 4, 2025
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shit in the milk

To be disappointed in oneself about having made a stupid mistake. English version of the Spanish saying: "Me cago en la leche".
"I shit in the milk! I forgot the keys at home."
by Kaderschaufel September 30, 2023
mugGet the shit in the milkmug.

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