Tea Light

Not very bright. However, considered to be small but powerful.

Short Body builder in the gym trying to do the maths on the plates, and struggling. “Look at that absolute tea light”

by VoodooborkeR November 2, 2025

Fuel Light

Someone, usually male, but can be females or couples too, who have a profile on a hook-up or swingers website/app, but only 'come on' when they need their hormones topping up. Usually by wanking at the thought of meeting another person, but never actually doing so.

Joey never meets anyone from this app, he's just a Fuel Light - he only comes on to fill up his wank bank.

by Sausage Sandwich November 21, 2025

Ghost lighting

Gas lighting someone into thinking they are being gas lit when in reality you are being completely honest and genuine

Ghost lighting is the modern day sarcasm

by PimpJuiceBruce December 1, 2025

Wizard Lighting

Wizard Lighting: When you think a joint isn't lit but then take a hit and somehow it was lit the whole time, making you think that you were a wizard of weed.

“I was about to relight it, but it hit perfectly—straight Wizard Lighting moment.”

by LostInSauce.Com December 19, 2025

Green the light

(Phrase can also be re-arranged)
to say "Light the Greens"

ay dog, I've been workin too hard, lets go light the greens.

by joshl6 April 7, 2005

Cheating the light

Becoming so irritated and finally cutting through a parking lot after wasting 30 minutes at a stop light.

Joe: "Dammit this light is taking forever."

Joe: "Fuck this!" *cuts through randalls parking lot"

Teddy: "WTF do you wanna get a ticket"

Joe: "Chill out man we're just cheating the light"

by Laurenash13 May 28, 2010

creepin' the light

When someone is waiting for a red light to change, and they keep inching forward a little at a time until the light changes and they can take off.

"Dude, quit creepin' the light. It will change soon enough!"
"I had to pee so bad that I was creepin' the light in order to get here faster."

by acehole15 April 17, 2010