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Jesus

biggest liar ever, will break your heart, bad-looking, acts sweet, is actually a bitch.
Jesus is a big lying bitch.
by culurful October 16, 2021
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Jesus

Jesus is Lord. He loves you so much that he died for your sins, a painful, brutal death. He didn’t want to, but he didn’t want you to have to suffer what he did. He chose YOU. He chose LOVE.

He rose again and lives in our hearts. Now you don’t have to bear the pain that he did. He knew that you would curse him,mock him and sin against him. Regardless, that didn’t stop him from giving you a chance at heaven, a chance at a better life where no suffering or tears exist. I can promise you the love you’ve felt on this earth is nothing compared to his.

Tomorrow is not promised so use it wisely. May God guide you and bless you, Amen.💗
by Jesuschristisking December 21, 2024
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Jesus

A sexy black man who is very kool
You're a jesus
by WagwanSexyTing September 15, 2020
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On Jesus

On Jesus is a phrase which is saying no lie or no cap, basically when someone is telling the truth.
Person 1: “On Jesus he was wrong for what he did”
Person 2: “You’re going to that party on Saturday right?” On Jesus I am.
by Realtalk3500 October 20, 2021
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harvie lim de jesus

He is the person that is always kind and caring for other even though has no empathy.
Timothy: Bro that "Harvie Lim De Jesus" over there is crazy at making them laugh
by anonymous April 25, 2023
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Jesus Christ

by big_nae_nae August 11, 2023
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