Absolutely Boner Worthy

A phrase to emphasize the worthiness of a thing to where it can give a male an erection

That mask of stuffed animals is truly...
Absolutely Boner Worthy.

by Atom500 January 9, 2020

Blue Boner

when a police officer exerts extreme force in an excitable manner, while often in the presence of other police officers. It is not uncommon for the police officer to be sexually aroused

"Hey Mick, look at that copper cunt, beating the shit outta that protester, he's got a blue boner"

by dynobot August 24, 2021

boner booger

Semen

I had so much boner booger on my hand, I needed a tissue.

by Liz David October 3, 2025

Care Boner

When you care so much you get hard

Damn Stacy, When Molly told us about what happened to Jim. I was so distraught I went home and had sex with my wife. I had one hell of a care boner!!!

by SUZUKIRIPPER119 December 2, 2020

Boner moment

When you get a boner while talking about something completely not sexual with another guy.

Dude, we just had a boner moment. That's really gay.

by BonerMomento December 12, 2017

Reiki Boner

when you try to help a friend out in matters of emotions and or life decisions, but they come at you uninvited with a partial and keep mumbling something you can't quite hear

I helped a friend or aquaintance through a traumatic life event, but afterwards they got all weird, kind of like when you get a boner after a reiki session. Well this is awkward. They might just let you chill in the tea room for an extended period to cool off. Reiki Boner

by spacedolfin August 5, 2024

boner thief

A girl who is so mean you couldnt get a boner if your life depeded on it

That bitch is such a boner thief

by Boner theif maker April 21, 2018