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firing order

Da unique progressive sequence in which da head of a service-garage sacks each of his dumb-a** mechanics due to their screwing up da placement of da ignition-wires on car-engines dat they're workings on.
Tronald Dump was notoriously heavy-handed and irrationally flippant about terminating da employment of his hapless apprentices, so it's a good thing he didn't run a garage where they repaired ignition-systems, or his firing order would likely have been even more despicable; besides, I seriously doubt dat his "rich 'n' pampered Daddy's-boy" fingers have ever even experienced handling a wrench or screwdriver to actually do any auto-repairs of his own, and so he would have no room to talk, anyway. Why, he probably couldn't even understand or follow da written/drawn instructions in a Haynes repair manual, and so how could he possibly be justified in criticizing anyone else if said naive laborer goofs up once in a while???
by QuacksO April 10, 2020
mugGet the firing ordermug.

Filipino fire starter

When two Filipino lady boys rub there dicks together to ejaculation
My boy got a Filipino fire starter from some lady boy at the bar after finding out the chick he was talking to was in fact a dude.
by Mevers June 14, 2023
mugGet the Filipino fire startermug.

fire sicko

>>:| your a fire sicko, fuck off
by hoi August 4, 2003
mugGet the fire sickomug.

Fire Fidgetosis

The diagnosis of someone who constantly pokes a fire until effectively putting it out.
Dan - “Phil, stop messing with they fire.”
Phil- Continues poking around the wood.. “I’m fixing it”.....fire goes out
Bill- “what’s his problem?”
Dan- “he’s got fire fidgetosis, man”.
by Sparkie3 August 30, 2018
mugGet the Fire Fidgetosismug.

fire volcano

He was with Grace last night. I’m sure he had a fire volcano, since he’s a ginger.
by Ray Ray Reneeee November 6, 2017
mugGet the fire volcanomug.

Fire engine

Fire engine is a way of saying tuna and grits in the bahamian dialect.
by Bahamian_242 October 28, 2021
mugGet the Fire enginemug.

You're fired

First coined by Vincent Kennedy mcmahon on Raw in the 90's
by Wallace2054 November 22, 2020
mugGet the You're firedmug.

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