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The Drum Roll

When a woman farts in the seated position and the gas exits through the front instead of the back, becoming trapped in the frontal region. She then heads to the bathroom to shit and upon first push, produces a quif... The Drum Roll.
Harriet realized it was time to go when she let a short pre-shit rip out while sitting on the couch. She headed to the bathroom and upon sitting down gave a little push, and out came The Drum Roll before the big event.
by KSkrill September 6, 2014
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Let's Roll

To move.
Carter: Are you ready to go bae?

Nat: Let's roll!
by Mrs Greene December 3, 2015
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Slow your roll

Meta/u/(person1) and /u/(person2): Slow your roll

You two like to post a bunch of things about __________ from _______ and the like. While I personally don't enjoy the content, you aren't breaking any rules, so my qualms are irrelevant.
That being said, I do feel like there's a bit of an issue when I check /r/________ and I'm met with pages of posts by (/u/insert name here) or (/u/insert other name here), with occasional breaks to show a post by someone else. You guys are obviously new-ish to this subreddit, so I'll explain you a thing. /r/_________ has always operated with ____ posts, (other thing i.e dank memes), and other such (insert post type)posts. These are now being absolutely buried by the nigh hourly posted links to "neat _________"
Clearly I'm in the minority here when I say this, judging from the upvotes you guys suck from lurkers. Though perhaps you will listen to an important figure here. (Note how I pretend that being important means I post comments here sometimes and more than 10 people know I exist.) I'm not asking you to stop, It's nice to have more posts, I just don't want it blotting out the (post type(s)) posts. ________ brought me to the sub, the _______ made me stay. This is true for many of us here, even if such a statement seems alien to veteran Redditors outside of /r/______.
by trinkeMilch March 27, 2016
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Hot sausage roll

"Dude I had the best hot sausage roll last night"
"Me too bro"
by Holy mouley August 24, 2016
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hot sausage roll

A hot sausage roll is when you defecate in your hand and proceed to masturbate
Bro that was a sick hot sausage roll you just pulled , big load
by Holy mouley August 24, 2016
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Meeping Sushi Roll

A nickname you give to someone who meeps when they sneeze and rolls in blankets like a sushi roll when sleeping.
My friend is totally a meeping sushi roll so its awesome to hear her sneeze but not to share a bed with her.
by Nerdy_girl_808 June 7, 2016
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netflix and roll

"Hey let's Netflix and Roll"
by Calikaze3e May 26, 2016
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