tri penis

The act of braiding three penises together.

Michael’s girl never expected him and his two friends to have created a Tri Penis when she showed up to his beer club meeting.

by BillyJenk123 May 15, 2018

Being a Penis

When a girl is being a total pussy

"Gosh, Becky is Being a Penis"

by beingapenis May 21, 2018

Stale Penis

A game where 2 straight men stand in front of each other will completely naked and stare at each other, the person who's penis moves first loses, can go on for hours and is sometimes called a game for horny people

Phill went to toms house and ended up winning a game of stale penis.

by Chickenman369 June 2, 2018

Todd's penis

Large boomerang that comes back for more and more

Todd's penis is a large boomerang

by ButterNips June 8, 2018

premium penis

The supreme standard of penis that must be 1-3 inches long and 20 inches wide, while the tip must have indents and wig to make it look like Chuck Norris. Only then will you be a true owner of a premium penis. If you fit this category call this number [phone] to be a fully fledged premium penis owner.

Chuck Norris' is the ultimate premium penis owner.

by locococobunny225 July 27, 2019

Penis pillow

Not to be mistaken with a sausage sofa, which refers to both testicle. A penis pillow is when your penis is resting on one testicle.

My dick almost fell of its penis pillow.

by Slewcake November 9, 2019

Penis guillotine

A small guillotine with a 3" hole where the head is supposed to be. Used for making chodes.

Buy the Penis guillotine for only 2.99 free shipping and a free protector to stop blood from splatting everywhere

by Osama Bin Laden (obama bro) November 11, 2019