Parkourastination

The act of procrastinating by any means that involves parkour. This means training parkour, thinking about parkour, dreaming about parkour or watching others do parkour in person and in any form of video, especially on youtube.

Parkourastination stopped me from writing my five page paper while I was in the library.

by greg@bc_parkour November 29, 2009

Timmy Parking

Disabled parking, is a reference to Timmy in South Park

There's nowhere to park except in the Timmy parking spaces.

by ianstrain October 6, 2008

parktown boy

A man of stature and gentlemanly conduct who can rebel to survive when the time calls. Who is superior to jeppe scum and kes girls in all ways

For example
Ryan- I want to go to the gym but you know what. Habashwe

Man- the party is dull. Why are we here
Parktown boy-lets go across the road to the parktown party
Man- that sounds sick. Arise

by White zulu boy December 2, 2014

Parker

A guy who loves life, and is sweet. He deserves to be treated with respect, and it a total cutie. He'll always be by your side, and is very thoughtful. If a Parker likes you, dont ruin your chance with him, cause he is sure something. :)

Parker is the most ahmazing guy ever!

by Some1else2 September 15, 2010

Preferred Fatass Parking

The closest non-handicapped, actual parking space to a store. The exceedingly huge park here so as not to have to walk any distance that could be considered exercise. The next step is buying a handicapped placard and rolling around in a wheelchair purely for the sake of escaping fatigue caused from walking more than the 5 feet it usually takes to get to the refrigerator.

FAMF: OMG! LOOK AT THAT SPOT! IT'S CLOSER THAN THE HANDICAPPED PLACE!

Blob o' Fat: QUICK! HIT THAT SHIT!

FAMF: Dude, this is the best Preferred Fatass Parking ever.

Blob o' Fat: Seriously! Now hurry up, I want my fucking triple Quarter Pounder.

by Rawrasaurus January 20, 2007

Parkway West High School

You know your at/go to parkway west when...

there's trash talking about Central. you see an orange lambo every afternoon. you know who "Scogs" is. you see sophmores and freshman trying to get away with parking in the teachers lot...(stupid underclassmen). you see a longhorn at every corner. most girls are orange or tan. you see atleast 30 BMW's in the senior lot. you hear juniors complaining about the "hill/pit". there's atleast 3 fights within the 1st month of school. you hear about/see lame senior pranks. You hear about kids going to state for sports. You hear about kids getting perfect scores on the ACT. you see a short blonde haired lady walk around with uggs. you hear "west is best" in every attepmt at a motivational class meeting. you see atleast like 5 cameras in every hallway/breeze way.You know who the Gabberts are. you go to a fottball game and can barely find place to sit on the bleachers. you know about the racist grade level principle. You know that ashort a-days aren't really short. you call freshman frosh. theres atleast 3 pregnant girls at school a semester. you know how to get around the cameras to get off campus.
GO P.WEST

-you know were playing central on friday?
*aye were not even playing them...were dominating.
-Well duh. were from Parkway West High school

by Dubpw April 24, 2009

parked in goofy

When you park your car in a very large parking lot and have to practically take a tram to get back to it. Each section of the parking lot at Walt Disney World is labeled by character names, and Goofy is the section farthest from the ticket center. Similar to BFE.

Yeah, I got to school late again. I'm parked in goofy for the 3rd time this week.

by justageekboy May 13, 2006