Being a Penis

When a girl is being a total pussy

"Gosh, Becky is Being a Penis"

by beingapenis May 21, 2018

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premium penis

The supreme standard of penis that must be 1-3 inches long and 20 inches wide, while the tip must have indents and wig to make it look like Chuck Norris. Only then will you be a true owner of a premium penis. If you fit this category call this number (713) 868-6003 to be a fully fledged premium penis owner.

Chuck Norris' is the ultimate premium penis owner.

by locococobunny225 July 27, 2019

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Penis pillow

Not to be mistaken with a sausage sofa, which refers to both testicle. A penis pillow is when your penis is resting on one testicle.

My dick almost fell of its penis pillow.

by Slewcake November 9, 2019

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Penis guillotine

A small guillotine with a 3" hole where the head is supposed to be. Used for making chodes.

Buy the Penis guillotine for only 2.99 free shipping and a free protector to stop blood from splatting everywhere

by Osama Bin Laden (obama bro) November 11, 2019

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penis probe

A probe used to measure the width of the hole on your dick.
Mainly used by nerds like Roman to see any width improvement

“My peepee has no difference in width since I last used my penis probe...”

by WeinerWank’nWilly November 25, 2019

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penis nose

that one persons nose that is shaped like a large ass penis dick. like the tip just be hanging on the end like a dead end of a peen tip. bruh <— like that. look it’s circumcised!

girl; her nose lowkey looks like a circumcised penis.

girl2; yeah for sho she be lookin like a rat lol
girl; right she should cut that shIit off what a penis nose.

by local penis girl xx mauh November 29, 2019

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