jedi hand-job

To be tossed of without anyone touching you - the way that Jedis do stuff with their mind.

'Oh man, I just cum in my pants'
'You didn't just get Jedi hand-jobbed did you?'

by Dr. Kool August 29, 2006

Blow Job Hairdo

When a woman has her hair wrapped up in a pony tail, flipped up on top.

Boyfriend: “I always like your hair the way you have it all wrapped up on top and in the back.”
Girlfriend: “I'll bet you do! That's my blow job hairdo”

by Dr. Howard Hevalaqua, II January 16, 2012

Slap Job

When a girl bitch slaps an erect penis to the point of ejaculation.

"I've been a bad boy, I'm in serious need of a slap job"

by albinoavenger December 15, 2011

Blow Job shot

An alcoholic drink.

In a shot glass (NOT a cordial glass):
1/2 shot Bailey's Irish Cream
1/2 shot Kaluah
Topped with whipped cream as high as you can make it.

After the shot is made, the drinker can do a liptease, and lick some of the cream off the top. If the drink has been bought by somebody else, this is almost a requirement.

The drinker places her hands behind her back, leans over, wraps her lips around the shotglass and straightens up, tilting the head back and swallowing the shot in one gulp.

This is a good way to get free drinks, just make sure you don't choke. It takes a while to master the technique of doing this gracefully and looking sexy.

Girl 1: Remember that hot blond guy from the club last night?
Girl 2: Yeah.
Girl 1: After you left I ordered a Blow Job shot, and did it with him watching, I totally didn't go home alone.

by Glenalucard December 9, 2008

queef job (QJ)

A queef job or QJ is when a man has his face so close to a trollop's axe wound that when she queefs his hair gets blown back and a waft of mist hits his forhead.

I'm not certain how Mona got all that air in her twat but when I went down for a closer look, the queef job (QJ) she gave me blew my mind!!

by Tex Texington February 5, 2010

Vanilla Paint Job

A special type of body painting exercise during which a man covers a female in a vanilla colored fluid generally from the penis

McKay: That bitch's tan is so fake.

Nathan: Dude you best lighten it up for her then.

McKay: Good call, I'll give her a Vanilla Paint Job.

Nathan: She will be so thankful.

by m&ndoinwork December 1, 2009

Mexican job fair

Mexican job fair is when you see a line of mexicans standing in front of a home depot, paint store, ace, or other home appliance stores.

Hey, I bet we can get more help to paint by going to home depot's Mexican job fair.

by Spoofter84 January 2, 2011