Ice Crotch

A female asshole.

"Dude, why doesn't Lisa give me back my dress?"
"You already know she's an Ice Crotch. I don't know why you gave it to her."

by Browneyes May 7, 2012

Arctic Ice Mosquito

1. n. Complete and utter nonsense.
2. n. Total fabrication.
3. n. Horseshit.

Ed: Dude, did you know my scrotum is big enough to wear as a hat?

Ted: Arctic Ice Mosquitoes, man.

by ChefsSurprise July 10, 2011

Ice Bag

An Ice Bag is a Meth Head who is also a Douche Bag.

In Moab, UT McDonald's once advertised: "Now Hiring/Ice Bags/$0.99" This message makes it clear that McDonald's considers Methamphetamine users cheap labor.

by kelly1601 July 28, 2011

ice cream final

Finishing a long week of finals and celebrating with ice cream.

Those finals were hard. Its ice cream final time

by jennayyyyyyyyy June 16, 2011

It was a bit of a hard day at the ice cream factory

When you’re asked about how your day was and you had a bad one but the person who is asking had an objectively worse day than you did.

Firefighter: we lost every child to the fire at the orphanage. Anyway, how was your day?
Me, working at a party service: We ran out of balloons and the customer got really angry.
It was a bit of a hard day at the ice cream factory.

by Kiwipo January 16, 2023

Iced White Mocha with 2 Pumps of Hazelnut & Extra Caramel Drizzle

A really yummy and sweet order from Starbucks, I don't know if I should replace the 2 pumps of hazelnut with caramel or vanilla just want something sweet to be honest..

Friend: Wow Dakota this is really yummy! What's this drink called again?

Dakota: It's an iced white mocha with 2 pumps of hazelnut & extra caramel drizzle!

by GoofyGobber January 24, 2023

Crystal Ice

after you cum in her ass pop you pop in an ice cube or two.

"Dude, last night I gave her some Crystal Ice"
"Wack, dude"

by clorox water February 1, 2023