eat poo

Dumbest thing to ever say

Dumbass:Let’s eat poo!
Normal person: no KYS

by It is in my ass September 25, 2018

eat a turtle

literally just eating a turtle because you're not a vegan or vegetarian, or not normal.

We should eat a turtle tonight.

by danielbuddlikestoyeehaw September 27, 2018

eat the ramen

It is what to say when someone you know is being annoying and loud as you watch something from your fandom.

PATRICIA I DONT CARE, EAT THE RAMEN, LET ME ENJOY THIS-

by Bluest of Juice October 4, 2018

Tuna that eats pizza

legend says that the only cure to a melting heart is a kiss from a tuna that eats pizza but that’s just hearsay, so maybe it’s not true .

Girl: my heart is melting !!!
Boy: just kiss a tuna that eats pizza that had eaten pizza so that it can stop the melting.

by Nova760 October 8, 2018

Ewok Eating Salami

Ewok Vagina Hairy

A particularly unkempt vagina, all teeth, fur , strange noises and bits of meat hanging out, giving the appearance of a Star Wars Ewok eating salami

by Clothears May 29, 2018

Eating for Two

Eating food and having sex at the same time. Referred to as "Eating for Two" due to the hunger of both the genitals and the stomach.

I had taco bell in one hand and my boyfriend's shlong in the other... Needless to say, I started eating for two.

by Jiganon May 30, 2018

he will eat inside us

when one tries to spell 'he will not divide us' right after 69 vape sticks. What a troll says on Shia Leobuffs HE WILL NOT DIVIDE US livstreme.

Gay m8: oi m8 we are doomed. Trump he will eat inside us.
His friend: Your drunk jimmy.

by JIMMYTHETRUMPSUPPORTR May 31, 2018