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Turn around and eat the pit

"Dude, I'm really struggling with this puzzle!"
"Maybe you just need to turn around and eat the pit."
by TarantulaMorse April 30, 2025
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No handed spaghetti eating contest

When a male or female partner engages in cunnilingus on a female who is currently on her menstrual cycle. After making the female partner climax, the partner who performed the act then has a smear of red vaginal discharge on their face.
Dude, what is that stuff on your face! You look like you've been in a no handed spaghetti eating contest!
by UHIT October 21, 2022
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eating a man

like eating a pig. You cook it, you eat it, you poop later.
"I have never been poisoned by eating a man."
by eparchos February 7, 2022
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r lets her dog eat her out

r let her pum get eaten by a dog
r lets her dog eat her out
ew have you seen the picture of r dog eating her out poor dog
by imnt0real June 19, 2023
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stfu and eat ur food

(shut the fuck up and eat ur food)
whenever u're just chilling and ur friend reminds u that u have to do a stressful work, tell him to be quiet and just eat his food like a fish
Guy 1: bro, we have a lot of homework for tomorrow
Guy 2: man, stfu and eat ur food
by therealseb September 8, 2020
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eating the flesh of humans

you eat flesh, basically being a cannibal
somebody: i have been eating the flesh of humans.
somebody else: ok.

somebody: *s̶͎̣͗́̀̽̄̈́͘͠t ̩̭̲͇͍̀͌̀͐ͅa ̡̜͖͔̺͍̥̥̬̳͖͚͖̂͒̏͠r ̨̼͔͕̣̱͇͒̊͋͊̄̅̒͛̏̏͐̿͊e ̱͍̥̻̟̰̹̯̥͊̈́̒̾̔̈́̃͑̕̚ş̶̢̯͎͈̖͊́̃̉̏͐̔̃͊̚͘͝*
by YOUAREALONE9999 August 8, 2021
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eat the shit given

Perform an action given by an individual or group that is stupid or embarrassing.
Hey, did you hear that Joe had eat the shit given.

What did he do?

He started jacking off in public when he was told it was cool or something.
by mak3 April 19, 2021
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