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holy crack

the space within Jesus' asshole otherwise known as a holy crack seeing as in an ordinary person said part of the body is also known as crack and referring to Jesus' holiness it is referred to as the holy crack.
Person 1: How would Jesus deal with unbelievers father.
Priest: Jesus would reveal unto them his holy crack.
by jesusasslicker January 3, 2019
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Crack Back

A female whose life revolves around fucking over those she knows and doesn't even know and denies the obvious such as stealing your belongings while this loser crack back reject is wearing your very stylish clothes and in possession of your personal belongings.

This snake has no morals or conscience and lies thru the very cracked back where a real human possesses a spine.
That crack back where is wearing my clothes bc those jeans and tank top were in the RV I assume she hand a hand in stealing. She is a real snakey crack back never going to be anything solid in her life!
by Karmas servd best ICECOLD November 7, 2018
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cloudy with a chance of crack rocks!

its the version of cloudy with a chance of meat balls they show in the hood!
Shequada-ey yo i watched cloudy with a chance of crack rocks! last night nd it was maddd gooood n word
by martyh October 28, 2011
mugGet the cloudy with a chance of crack rocks!mug.

Ezra's Crack

A thing that you sniff and is filled with pics of Wren and D'Arcy.
I want to sniff Ezra's crack!
by 67R5487 March 12, 2024
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crack

Slang term for a female. Referring to the crevice of the female genitalia.
"Hey Joe, some crack called asking for you."

"Thanks Mike, did she leave her name?"

"No, but from her voice it sounded like your sister."
by B. Gabbert December 15, 2018
mugGet the crackmug.

Cheese Crack

hey bro wanna do some crack
no man i got the good shit i got cheese crack
oh fuck yeah also i have 3 buttocks
by TheRealMilkAndCerealYT February 10, 2022
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lavender crack

To spritz lavender fabreze into someone’s exposed butt crack
Gil totally lavender cracked me as I was bent over trying to hook up my PlayStation
by anonymous December 16, 2022
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