Noun; American
An event involving three moderately endowed men in which they travel to a dive bar or foreign equivalent, and spend their promotion pay on alcohol for all in attendance. At the event the three gentlemen wear only White T-shirts and thongs and wrestle each other inside a kiddie pool filled with strawberry flavored water-soluble personal lubricant while the guests poor ice cold beer over them.
An event involving three moderately endowed men in which they travel to a dive bar or foreign equivalent, and spend their promotion pay on alcohol for all in attendance. At the event the three gentlemen wear only White T-shirts and thongs and wrestle each other inside a kiddie pool filled with strawberry flavored water-soluble personal lubricant while the guests poor ice cold beer over them.
"Oh my god,Are you going to James, Dakota and Ian's wetting down? I hear they're having the Coors light flown in fresh!"
by Jimmy Carter the Peanut Man May 14, 2022
by Billy Martinez October 07, 2023
A lifestyle that involves combating the effects of chronic dry mouth. Involves heavy consumption of saliva-inducing and saliva-replacing foods and liquids.
by luciusnutt April 04, 2013
Much like the “Alabama wet wipe” where you spit on the toilet paper before you wipe the spitter is replaced with you sister. Or sibling of direct decent.
Had to call in reinforcements for that shit the West Virginia wet wipe was a necessity! Thanks SIS!!!
by William R Buttlicker March 20, 2020
N: I just finished reading the book…
L: Did you like it?
N: No, the protagonist was simply a wet cardboard
L: Did you like it?
N: No, the protagonist was simply a wet cardboard
by Ace the simp November 08, 2023
by Forshoureandsevenyrsago October 08, 2022
Tilly became a wet camper on her wedding night when she passed out next to her friend Steve and he peed on her.
by D-low800 November 23, 2022