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take a number

wait a long ass time for nothing and then complain about it
i wrote a letter to the senate and i had to take a number
by biachbizzle October 13, 2004
mugGet the take a numbermug.

Mad takes

she droppin' some mad takes on the dance floor
by Sassqueen97 June 12, 2016
mugGet the Mad takesmug.

take a amber heard

The act of taking a massive dump in someone else's bed.
Hey trenton ill be right back ive got to take a amber heard.
by Quackrock March 2, 2025
mugGet the take a amber heardmug.

Indian Taking

I N D I A N T A K I N'

Definition(s):

GASLIGHTING & EMOTIONAL GANGSTALKING

as Noun:

(informal, fraudulent) The act of returning something to someone that was taken from them; under the pretense of not keeping it permanently, and then taking it back later on, or replacing it with a doppelganged replacement instead.

as GangsTalk:

(simplified) To take something, keep it for awhile, and return it.

as Legal:

To acquire property, actual or intellectual, by physical, virtual or electronic means, of another person, with the intent to deprive the owner of use and possession thereof; with the intent to cause physical, emotional or psychological distress as a result of any coarse of conduct relating to the property owner.
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Attack Plan | 4 ANCHORING Subterfuge Required

Take something (without permission) from the Targeted Individual "T.I.", and keep possession of it.

Return the object to the T.I. after a significant amount of time has passed, (without them knowing,), by PLACING IT WHERE THE T.I. WOULDN'T USUALLY KEEP IT; (EX: Mail Box, Front Door Welcome Matt, Bathtub, Freezer, or Under the Pillow, so the T.I. 'suddenly' discovers it.

(Indirect Communication is Compreheded)

Wait to observe/hear from the T.I., directly or indirectly, about this Attack Plan.
Dude 1:
I was Indian Taking last night and borrowed that scooter for a ride last night but the battery died on me."

Dude 2:
"That sucks bro! What did you do then?"

Dude 1:
"I returned it and put it in the bathtub."
by Gossip's With Wind December 5, 2022
mugGet the Indian Takingmug.

take a shy

Lebron: Ew, you covered me in this stuff, i’m gonna have to take a shy when we get home

Drake: sorry king

Mr.Beast: that 2 man was wild but that hoe was a little stinky
Gunna: fax bro i could take a shy and i don’t even know if it’ll wash the smell out
by C-Cock October 19, 2023
mugGet the take a shymug.

take me to the woolshed

The process of one's self accompanying another of the same sexual orientation to the same toilet cubicle in the nightclub known as 'The Woolshed'. From here, the magic takes place.
Yeah it's been a long day, just want someone to take me to the woolshed.
by The Wanu August 9, 2021
mugGet the take me to the woolshedmug.

take the w

Minecraft nerds that has no life uses this
"HOLY SHIT I KILLED YOU"
His mate: "YEA TAKE THE W KID L"
by i.want.to.die. April 26, 2017
mugGet the take the wmug.

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