suckabread

A slang term which contracts the indication of an individual as a 'sucker' (see fool) that acts rather 'white bread' (see not from the street) as well. Often used as a term of endearment, but can be used as a greeting or insult.

Gretchen: Have you finished the website changes yet?
Jeremy: No, and I'm not gonna do it.
Gretchen: Then I will have to thrash you.
Jeremy: Bring it on suckabread.
Gretchen: Damn, you Jeffed me.

suckabread by gpfault February 4, 2004

suckfucker 

A person who both sucks and is a fucker in equal measure.

The guy who cut me off in traffic is a suckfucker.

suckfucker by Jesse Petersen February 1, 2008

suckassiest

To suck the most ass.

Stefan's paper towel is the suckassiest of all paper towels.

suckassiest by suckassiest June 26, 2008

Suckerberged

The hijacking and use of your brilliant idea by another person, most often for social or financial gain.

I can't believe Stacy stole my idea to open a wedding chapel for dogs. Now she is raking in the dough!

Oh girl, you were seriously Suckerberged!

Suckerberged by The Blue Martini February 22, 2011

sucked stupid

When a man has had his mind altered to the benefit of a woman via oral copulation of the his genitalia. A female's method of financial, social and/or environmental survival. When a man, figuratively, has his brains sucked though his penis.

Bob knew better but, he hadn't been laid in months. So, he co-signed for her car after he was SUCKED STUPID by this hot blonde.

sucked stupid by FireSloth August 3, 2011

Sucking the Days Dick 

A term used when your day has transformed you into being a whore. This usually involves a day at the office, school or any undesirable place the you're commited to being at. While at one of these undesirable places you are constantly trying to please others with no sense of belonging or gratitude for your accomplishments.

Bob: Hey man! Let's go hang out and watch the ball game this afternoon...

Scott: I can't dude! I'm stuck here at the office sucking the days dick!

Sucking the Days Dick by Daywalker0623 August 22, 2011

cock sucker pads 

a term used in construction for knee pads

hey mike will you help me shingle my roof this saturday?
yeah and i will bring my cock sucker pads.

cock sucker pads by Mr. Peterson February 16, 2008