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One Direction

A band of liars, consisting of Louis Tomlinson, Harry Styles, Liam Payne, Niall Horan, and Zayn Malik (who unfortunately left the band in March of 2015) that went on hiatus in december of 2015. They said they would be back in 18 months but uhm sirssss it has been 64 months. ObViOuSlY they dont know what 18 months means.
one direction still isn’t back together yet. *cries in liam payne but take out the liam*

One time 

Cops. Police. Benny Blanco. Pigs. Fuzz. Twelve. Task. Rollers. Knockos/Narcos. Jake. Grass.

I was always told it came from the fact that it only takes one time for the cops to pull you over and f*** your life up with a case; however, popular opinion claims that it comes from the fact that glancing at cops one time can get you blurred.
"In my ash tray is always a roach /
Hit that left lane incase one time approach../" - Brotha Lynch Hung - Refuze 2 Lose
One time by g-wiz-916 April 19, 2021

one septentrigintillion 

one followed by 114 zeros
kid: im so huuuungrrrryyyyyyy i could eat one septentrigintillion horses right now
mom: we will be at the McDonald's soon honey
kid ok *hmph*

One-parent 

When one parent doesn't allow the other parent to have a say in decision-making or discipline of a child.
I tried to punish him but you cut me off so I'm going to let you one-parent his discipline for biting Todd.
One-parent by Weapon H April 21, 2021

one way sam 

Doing something for yourself when you can easily do it for 2 people
I grabbed my gloves but not hers from the truck. She yelled don't be a one way same
one way sam by Shelboob April 21, 2021

One Direction

THE BIGGEST BAND ON THE PLANET
they went on hiatus
it was supposed to be for 18 months
where the fuck is one directon now
someone:one direction fell apart
me: H I A T U S