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facebook algorithm

The thing that swayed the 2016 United States presidential elections without anyone noticing it
Geek: Do you realize how the Facebook algorithm is like a milestone in the post-truth era?
Joe: Look nerd, you need to realize that Facebook is like super important to find hot single girls, and if I can watch all my news on there, that just saves my time for more important things, like getting laid.
by Data abiding citizen November 23, 2016
mugGet the facebook algorithmmug.

Facebook

Where anyone can be a doctor
Person 1:I just got my medical degree!
Person 2:I used Facebook.
by Blosse12 July 16, 2022
mugGet the Facebookmug.

Facebook

A company that was started by a Georgia Tech student, although marketing and misinformation has falsely identified Harvard brats as the inventors. This is false. Mark Cuckerberg and his Nazi entourage (as well as the splintered group who are basically Soviets pretending to be a Scandinavian faction) did not invent Facebook as they do not know technology and innovation from their ass, and are in fact thieves.
College Bro 1: Dude, Harvard sucks. They stole Facebook and gave that little cunt Mark Cuckerberg an honorary doctorate! MIT is WAY BETTER than Harvard! It's for actual smart people!
College Bro 2: Yeah, but Georgia Tech is better. It's for fucking geniuses that redefine balls to the wall smart. They make MIT students look like 5th graders. Which means Harvard kids are fucking brain dead zombies.
by Collegeman5 January 24, 2024
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My Facebook photo

That's clearly my Facebook if Aba amd Preach don't lose their channel even giving me what I want won't save the kid. A new condition had been added. I don't care what happens to the rest of them as long ast their complicity as acknowledged.
Hym "You want to reference my Facebook photo? Ok. New condition has been added. They can fo it willingly or you can kick them out and they can take their trash ass to kick. I don't care what happens to the rest of them."
by Hym Iam July 4, 2024
mugGet the My Facebook photomug.

Facebook Baby

When two persons meet each other thru facebook mostly ending in meeting up on a date or hookup resulting in a future facebook baby.
Chad : my parents met at the fair,what about you billy?

Ned: my parents met at a restaurant parking lot.

Jessie : ned your parents lying ,my mom knows your parents and told me youre a facebook baby like me .
by Pussylicker6677 September 21, 2018
mugGet the Facebook Babymug.

facebook nasty

a nasty facebook message for no real reason other than just to be nasty and mean and troll like
oh some left a nasty facebook its blue its a smelly facebook nasty
by justjoking123 August 18, 2018
mugGet the facebook nastymug.

Facebook Foolie

A lame-o that relies on facebook memes and culture as a comedy source.
Yo dude, did you see h3h3's new video on more facebook foolies?
by geouxx July 10, 2018
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