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Poker boner

When you win a lot of money at once (not necessarily in poker) and you get excited, you get a poker boner.
Did you see his poker boner!

I can't believe everyone got a poker boner but me.
Holy shit! I have a poker boner
by Charlushka July 4, 2016
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leftover boner

the period of time in which after you ejaculate, you still have a full erection
"Aw man I still have leftover boner, I guess you have to give me ANOTHER handjob!"
by rock Stinson February 8, 2022
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Wish-boner

When she goes down on you, gets you hard, and then pries you balls apart as far as they can go.
“I had a real painful wish-boner yesterday, but it’s ok cuz I’m into that stuff”
by MikeWaz0wski March 3, 2023
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Demon Boner

What a demon gets when they make you angry, upset, sad, make you look or feel stupid etc… don’t engage them, ignore, ignore, ignore unless you are into getting dudes off…
He’s weak, get him!!!! Oh yeah, look at him squirm! Here’s where they begin to swarm like vultures or pirañas with boners. Power Ranger version; a gaggle of demons yell out Demon Boners unite and they morph into a Super Mega Demon Boner.
by MValentine69 April 2, 2022
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Boner

A word used by the famous unity YouTube to discribe his fan base
Your a true boner
by Sooparch June 16, 2021
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Boner bro

When 2 males get closer and closer to each other by maybe looking at rule34 or porn together they become your boner bro because you got hard together
Me and my boner bro read this hot fanfic
by Gayaura September 15, 2021
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boner terrorism

when another person attempts to force you to have a boner in a bad situation, like work, or a corporate presentation.
Jeff: My sadistic ex keeps boner terrorizing dudes in this online community they're in.

Jeffs Friend: personally Jeff I think boner terrorism is wrong, and I'd never endorse it. It is ethically questionable at worst, and attention seeking behavior at best, in my amateur medical opinion, and believe personally its starting to affect my community, but I don't care enough to ask for it to stop, but I'm just saying.

Jeff: bro wtf are you talking about?
by Arthur F Pimgibbons June 1, 2022
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