seven year old sephora kid

skibidi toilet? wats that? we've moved on to trashing sephora and maxing out our mommys credit card on drunk elephant, retinol (we dont know what wrinkles are but we wanna prevent them anyway :)), and dior lipgloss 🤑🤑🤑🤑🤑

cleour: what the john- a prepubescent infant just bought 21 pounds of overpriced skincare 😭😭
billy: thats what we call a seven year old sephora kid dude

by sucks to suck 🤑 February 21, 2024

Old Yeller-her

When you brutally or abruptly end a relationship or sex with a girl

She was getting too attached, so I had to Old Yeller-her.

by Mottsauce June 9, 2018

5 years old

Age of a discord mod's girlfriend

Discord mod: HAHA! I GOT A GIRLFRIEND!!!
Person 1: wow! cool, how old is she?
Discord mod: 5 years old

by Nick1245 August 11, 2023

the olds

The humorous conditions that naturally occur with aging. Examples include forgetfulness and clumsiness.

My father has a severe case of the olds.

by fmm3 November 9, 2022

Wise old anteater

A flaccid, uncircumcised penis.

"I accidentally walked in on my room mate in the shower and saw his wise old anteater flop around while he yelled at me to GTFO.

by AccidentalB December 3, 2011

old sandwitch

An old sandwitch is a very funny and non-offensive term used to be rude but funny

Omg my teacher looks like an old sandwitch

Did you see that guy he looks like an old sandwitch

by Idksophia December 29, 2015

Old Trombone

Basically a Rusty Trombone Reach Around, but with old and young.

Hey, Grandma, wanna do an old trombone on me?

by Yesdaddyyesyesyesyes January 4, 2024