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taking a schmidt

When a man is so henpecked by the females in his household that he can only take a pee sitting down, just like a female does.

Taken from the Jack Nicholson movie "About Schmidt," in which he plays a widower who continues with this habit long after his wife died.
"Whoops, the apartment managers are coming over today to inspect the place, and I've just cleaned the john......guess I'll have to try taking a Schmidt."
by ferdii6069 May 31, 2016
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like taking candy from a baby

to be very easy
Beating them was the easiest thing in the world - it was like taking candy from a baby.
by Thịnh March 10, 2024
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Take A Chill Pill

Its the thing Indians prescribe people when they're confused which white man is Mr MacAdams.
Indian guy: Mr McAdams, take a chill pill.

White guy: but I'm not Mr Mcadams!
by ThirstyCrow132 March 11, 2022
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A sick thing to take pleasure in

Yeah, ok, so you are watching. Great. That isn't what I said. That isn't how I felt about it fuck-face.
Hym "I mean according to swole neurologist it's not a sick thing to take pleasure in about a wildly traumatic childhood even with a stress response 10 times higher than that of someone who was actually involved you shit. Did you talk to you Q-Anon friends and family? Did you apologize for being a smug neurotic shit? No?"
by Hym Iam December 7, 2023
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Always Take A W

Always Take A W or ATAW is the greatest IWC groupchat of all time.
Yo, you remember in ATAW when A Wilde Thing told Chill to kill himself?

ATAW is my favorite gc!

Always Take A W is such a good groupchat
by Chill ぷ February 21, 2022
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winner-take-all

The type of system used in the electoral college in all states except for Maine and Nebraska. Instead of the winner-take-all system, Maine and Nebraska have split electoral votes. The battleground districts are Maine's 2nd Congressional District (ME-2) and Nebraska's 2nd Congressional District (NE-2). Maine is a blue state while Nebraska is a red state. In the electoral college, all 50 states have electoral votes and there are 538 total votes but 270 are needed to win. If a presidential candidate wins the popular vote in one state, that state's electoral votes go to the winner. The losing candidate receives none.
Why is the electoral college a winner-take-all system even though there are faithless electors?
by 1234567890abcdefghij September 9, 2020
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