S.A.T.O.M.I. Syndrome

A rare but real disease. Very severe in all cases that have been found by scientists. It is not contageous, but people nearby may feel a small sample of the symptoms. The diseased person's children may inherit the disease. So far, a cure has not been found. Each letter of S.A.T.O.M.I. stands for a symptom that all cases have. Below are the main symptoms that come with the disease. Other minor symptoms may be found.

Stupidity (may vary from person to person)

Aging (body ages about three times faster than the actual age)

Terrifying (unattractive to the extreme)

Obesity (varies in body fat from person to person)

Mental-retardation (may actually have autism; a degrading of mental capacity is imminent)

Intolerance (to any degree of pain)

If at any time, you see or know anyone with the disease, all you can do is feel sorry for them.

I feel sorrow for anyone who has S.A.T.O.M.I. Syndrome.

by President Jack Bauer October 31, 2014

REM Syndrome

The knowledge of impending doom caused by the conclusion of the Mayan calendar and feeling like everything is going to be fine.

Jack: It's the end of the world as we know it. And I feel fine.

Jim: He's suffering from REM Syndrome

by waynelouis December 21, 2012

Squirrell Syndrome

Pertaining to a lack of composure of the bowels; vis.: bum-wee; esp. following a period of extensive alcohol intake beginning circa age 14.

Symptoms include, but are not limited to: Bum wee; corrosive flatulence; the inability to travel more than 20m without requiring defecation; sonorous and voluble digestion; the requirement to eat healthily for brief but ultimately insignificant periods; Chicken Cottage.

A recent 7-year study has found no medical cure.

Remarkable similarity to Irritable Bowel Syndrome

Noted for increased prevalence in Lincolnshire, UK.

Mike: I've got Bum Wee.

James: Must be Squirrell Syndrome. Chicken Cottage?

Mike: Yeah.

by A Random Architect November 13, 2011

Abu Syndrome

When a side character in a story performs brainless acts that gets the protagonist into trouble, or even in mortal danger, much like the monkey Abu in the movie "Aladdin". (Abu steals from everyone, the guards chase Aladdin and Jasmine down. Abu grabs a shining jewel in the Cave of Wonders, the cave collapses in on itself, etc.) In animated shows, this is often an animal sidekick, but does not have to be as such in all media.

God, Mushu has such Abu Syndrome. If he hadn't broken the stupid dragon and lift up that firework, things would be fine.

by Veigue August 29, 2012

Stockton Syndrome

a more pc way of saying "slow" or "super autistic" first coined in 2020.

I think Lukas has Stockton Syndrome

by L. Dickman September 27, 2020

340 syndrome

340 syndrome, also known as B58 syndrome, is when a person purchases a 340i and instantly think they have the fastest car on the street. These people have fragile egos, and will talk to anyone about their car who will listen. All of them have cringey 1stockf30 knockoff instagrams posted on the side windows.

That 340 syndrome kid said he'd beat my big turbo gti, what a retard

by slownb8 March 19, 2023

palace syndrome

The state of psychological distress (or, perhaps, arrogance combined with hubris) which leads people to build huge mansions – or to knock down huge mansions in order to build even larger ones. It’s the real estate version of the desire to drive around town in a Hummer – only much, much worse in terms of wasted energy and money.

D'ya see in Forbes that story about the 40,000 square foot mansion in Florida that reached 90% completion before the owners “lost interest in the project”?

"Jah mon, that's what I call a bad case of palace syndrome".

by 360Chestnut February 3, 2012