Rule of Conquest

rejecting the advances and or not advancing on a love interest when previously entertained by a close friend

"yo has Gwendola been talking to you?"
"yeah dude, rule of conquest"

"never doubted you DeSean"

by Goblox May 4, 2021

The 5 Rule

There's at least 5 girls you would have sex with in a room. Not date or take home to mom, just 5 girls that if it came down to it, or a lot of booze clouded your judgement, you would.

"Dude I walked into class and the 5 rule applies!"

"Nice bra!"

by Haroldrocks69 November 27, 2011

The Knuckles Rule

The unit of measurement to make your dick seem longer than it is. (use smaller knuckles for better results)

Silas: what's your dick length according to The Knuckles Rule?
Mark: I got a six knuckle dick
Silas: damn bro mine is eight
Mark: are you using your girlfriends knuckles or yours?

by Robotlover1234 December 4, 2022

Rules, ruLes, ruleS

Rules, ruLes, ruleS

Rules, ruLes, ruleS

by SuelTameOresuTeMato May 2, 2025

The Nukem Rule

The Nukem rule states that is is a bad idea to pre-order a game before its release date has been confirmed. The game could be delayed, or outright cancelled, making any deposit worthless.

This was brought on by the game Duke Nukem Forever, witch was delayed for over a decade.

"Hey man, have you pre-ordered Prey 2 yet?"

"Not going to bother, I follow the Nukem rule."

by Squarks February 18, 2013

Goodman rule

Highly intoxicated. Having had many alcoholic drinks.

I will sign on with you guys tonight but the Goodman rule applies.
He was at the game and the Goodman rule was in full effect.

by Kashnasty February 7, 2021

1 year rule

The unwritten rule of dating the year below anything more is just out right noncey

1 year rule : Year bellow your good to go

by anonymous January 21, 2021