Hot poka

A stick that has been roasting in a camp fire that someone threatens to use as a weapon.

Some was giving Randy tone so he threaten to get him with a hot poka.

by Stevejo February 4, 2013

Hot Grapes

Haemorrhoids; swellings that contain enlarged and swollen blood vessels in or around the lower rectum and anus

"There's bad weather coming. I can tell because my hot grapes are playing up."

by Professor New Burger January 9, 2014

hot dillard

The opposite sex of a hot bird. Named after Jason. The hottest dillard of them all. SO hot he has his own slogan/nickname. He is the cutest sweetest funniest fliest nicest hot dillard in the whole world. A flair for punk and rockabilly and the Celtic ways. Wise beyond his years.

I gotta tell you it's been a long time, but I just got the hugest smile from some hot dillard at Walgreens. He was hella rubber necking me. So I smiled back and whispered a hi and a wink. I think we both turned bright red. That felt good. Guess I'm still hot.

by Skribblez January 21, 2014

trucker hot

Trucker hot (adjective) : Attractive in a way that is somewhat sleazy, grimey, or related to the use of amphetamines.

"That bartender was kinda trucker hot though. Shes definitely seen the inside of a trailer park."

by zara01 January 22, 2014

hot caserole

Alot like the cleveland steamer but in layers and with a cream sauce.

I made my girlfriend the best hot caserole last night!

by claytoris February 6, 2014

hot nip

When your nipple is not erect, looks puffy in appearance and is spongy to touch. Often happens when you have just woken up in a centrally heated house or sunbathing.

For example;

Man: Ergh.... babes..... Wtf is going on with your tits? Why do they look all flabby and weird??

Girl: babes, I've just woke up? It's only hot nip..... Give em a pinch?

by Marley & Hith February 7, 2014

jail hot

An ugly person who has became hot, over a period of time of incarceration, and lack of diversity.

Laura is ugly but as days go by and the more and more I look at her I wouldn't mind titty-fucking her while blindfolded wearing a horse mask. She is becoming closer to my standards as I have to look at her every single day, she is becoming 'JAIL HOT'.

by nipplepuncher22 February 13, 2014