monkeyface

a nickname for a dog with a short muzzle, such as a pug or bulldog

The pug was greeted each morning by his owner, not but his real name, Oscar, but by monkeyface.

by Susan Robb June 14, 2009

ass-faced monkey raper

Term used to describe an incompetent or negligent driver of motor vehicles other than the current driver's vehicle. May also be used in reference to any politician appearing on TV, in person or just all politicians in general.

(Usage is prominent amongst a select number of bald, overweight and apparently disgruntled white males in the midwestern US.)

"That ass-faced monkey raper just cut me off!!! Honey, please hand me the shotgun, if you please."

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"Bill Clinton is an ass-faced monkey raper!!!"

-or-

"George W. Bush is an ass-faced monkey raper!!!"

by FunkPumpkin September 29, 2006

Sweater Monkey

a word that originated in Pequannock, New Jersey, that has no real meaning.

A sweater monkey is not an insult, nor is it something to be proud about. It is a great way to annoy your friends though. Continuously call them a sweater monkey throughout the day and they will probably get angry, which is usually funny.

They WILL ask what it is, and you're response is,"YOU! you are a sewater monkey."

Rachel, you are a sweater monkey!

by LizzieFresh November 23, 2007

Grease Monkey

A mechanic in the navy.

We need a grease monkey!

by Tyler November 24, 2003

monkey

strange person who likes bananas and was captured by a zooo keeper.

that monkey just threw poo at me!

by Monkey and Zookeeper April 29, 2006

Monkey Beats

Music that typically black people listen to

Sounds like it's from the Jungle of Africa

Simliar if not the same as Jungle Beats

Whoa.. those crazy black guys are listening to Monkey Beats!

by TroyG September 24, 2006

Reverse Monkey Face

The role reversal of a standard Monkey Face, involving ejaculation of semen and use of pubic hair but with a twist. Firstly the female pubic region is shaved, the female then begins felatio upon the male, at the point of ejaculation the female withdraws the man's penis from her mouth and ejaculates his semen all over his own face, the pubic shavings are then thrown onto the semen while shouting "reverse monkey face".

Pedro: "Why is Ed so pissed this morning?"
Thalia: "Because I reverse monkey faced that stupid ass last night"
Pedro: "I love you"

by Tr1stan August 24, 2008