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monkey ball

One of the best game cube games I have ever played
Monkey Ball is one of the best video games I have ever played
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Slut Monkey

to masterbate profusley without concern of of being caught
"do you remember the day out at the zoo,those monkeys havent an ounce of decency"
by zhangdan (lives) November 13, 2003
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Spider Monkey

Def. 1: When a man ejaculates into a spider monkey's hand and proceeds to throw the jizz it into his partner's face.

Def. 2: When a man ejaculates into a spider money's hand and throws the monkey at his partner.
Spider Monkey all on that hoe, watch me jizz and watch me throw
by TAAE September 26, 2008
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Monkey Scrumple

The art of being passed out in the middle of a gravel field. Waking up with your testicals milked and stuck in your own rectum.
OHHH ahh Monkey Scrumple testicals in dirt mmmmmmm mmmmmmm bitch
by SCROTOMA January 28, 2004
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monkey cunt

Description of a black person

same as: Wog, black person, nigger, coon, darkie, spook, jungle bunny, bushwhacker, nig-nog, golly-wog etc....
"Oi! That fuckin monkey cunt just robbed that 8 year old girl!"
by London_Town November 15, 2007
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Monkey Dick

A black man's cock that is around 12 inches or longer.
Cam: Yonna loves them monkey dicks
Chris: I can believe that for how loose that mother fuckin kitty is.
Paige: Cam i hear u have a MD?
Cam: Maybe maybe not!!!
by Cameron Siebenmark June 24, 2008
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Monkey pants

I wore my monkey pants to bed on Friday.
by mirmirladybug October 17, 2012
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