pookie pie

pookie pie is the name of a pet animal you want to rid yourself of but continues to endear itself to you. Also called POOKIE!
My dogs name is Mango but I call him "pookie" or " Poookkkieeee Pie!" 'POOKIE' OR 'POOKIE PIE"
by September 30, 2022
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Golden pie

1) Portmentau of golden shower and a cream pie.

2) When you pee inside of another person
Damn bro, I gave Becky a massive golden pie last night and it was spilling out the sides.
by Goldenpie69 July 22, 2019
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Philly Sour Cream Cheese Pie

The act of having sex with a woman who has a yeast infection, blowing a load in her, the moving down to consume. Variations include the Cherry Philly Sour Cream Cheese Pie when the female partner is menstruating.
Damn, I knew I was hungry after sex but would have optioned for a hot lunch instead of the Philly Sour Cream Cheese Pie had I known that bitch was crusty.
by Claude2869 June 13, 2015
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Apocalypse pie

A family tinned pie with a long self life , kept in store cupboard . Only people of a certain generation will eat. Something that could only be left in a apocalypse and still edible.
"I need to go food shopping , we've only got a tin of pineapple and a apocalypse pie left in the cupboards.
by Dollydaydreamer February 13, 2021
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Peppermint Cream Pie

When a man ejaculates on a woman's face and then proceeds to punch her in the nose, causing a bloody nose. The fluids mix on the woman's face, causing a peppermint cream pie.
Yo, dude! I have my girl a peppermint cream pie last night! It was SWEET!!
by addirall_ September 03, 2022
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Piss pie

Lacking in worth, effectiveness, ability, taste. As in, a piss pie would not satisfy your hunger or render any amount of enjoyment or quality.
"Nah, mate, Man U are piss pie; they'll do nowt this season!"

" Lad, what ARE You wearing? Those trainers are piss pie! Did you buy them off the market??".

"Seriously, Boris Johnson is piss pie! He's made a right mess of this coronavirus situation... the sooner he goes, the better!"
by Austin Tayshus July 15, 2020
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