when an individual scrolls through facebook while judging all of their friends posts on their page.
common amongst mothers.
common amongst mothers.
by kieralovedanny October 26, 2025
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Get the Facebook mug.Facebook is that shit that all those youngeons use nowadays to post up a bunch of shit about how “Crooked” Hillary Clinton is awesome or about the next (insert town name here)’s Mom’s Meetup! Back in the good old days we read a book if we were bored. Actually back in the good old days we stared at the fucking wall and watched that paint dry. I just hate how much fun and entertainment there is now. Unfortunately, this generation is as fucked as a hooker in Vegas!
Darrell- “Holy Fuck, if Stacy doesn’t stop posting on Facebook about fucking farmers markets I’m gonna smack my head into a goddamn wall!”
Maxwell- “ME FUCKING TOO”
Maxwell- “ME FUCKING TOO”
by EricSparks November 6, 2025
Get the Facebook mug.like highway hypnosis, but instead of lanes on a road, it's a social media feed scrolling down, spending time and hours without actually remembering anything seen.
After scrolling for three hours without noticing, he finally snapped out of his Facebook hypnosis and realised it was 2 a.m.
by luedreamer November 29, 2025
Get the Facebook hypnosis mug.Man, I hate when Trump supporters use the Facebook laughing emoji. They think everything is funny. Fuck those people. Fuck Trump. Fuck fascism.
by AntiCircumcisionMan December 1, 2025
Get the Facebook Laughing Emoji mug.A brother or sister who only shares their accomplishments and fun life events with you. They don’t like or love you enough to confide in you or even consider you a true friend. In fact, if you were not related, they would have nothing to do with you.
My sister is just a Facebook sibling. Everything she shares with me is all of the trips they go on and how much her husband loves her and is the perfect dad. I have to find out about the real stuff going on in her life from another family member or one of her friends.
by @farmgirl March 9, 2025
Get the facebook sibling mug.That's clearly my Facebook if Aba amd Preach don't lose their channel even giving me what I want won't save the kid. A new condition had been added. I don't care what happens to the rest of them as long ast their complicity as acknowledged.
Hym "You want to reference my Facebook photo? Ok. New condition has been added. They can fo it willingly or you can kick them out and they can take their trash ass to kick. I don't care what happens to the rest of them."
by Hym Iam July 4, 2024
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