Dick in the dark

Few guys and 1 skanky hoe in a dark room each guy gets there Cock out and 1 at a time feed it to the hoe, who in return guesses who’s dick it was

That Tracey is a dick in the dark extraordinaire. Good night last night end up playing dick in the dark with that bird from the dancing up Rupert’s house.

by Chris Doherty June 6, 2018

Covid Dick

Covid Dick is a phenomena where male covid patients have reported loss in the length and girth of their penis after recovering from Covid-19. This reduction in length can be anywhere from half an inch to 3 inches in some cases. It's also been said to cause erectile dysfunction and can at times be permanent damage.

Girl 1: "So hows your sex life!"

Girl 2: *sighs* "Robbie has covid dick so he can barely get up anymore and even when he does its not the same..."

by HealthAdvice November 18, 2022

Dad dicking

The act of dominance of one male over another. Often the dad dicker will take over a task or force their assistance unwarranted, while explaining how to carry out said task as if the other male doesn’t know how to.

Mate, stop Dad dicking me! I’m perfectly capable of fixing this myself! You’re not my Dad!

by Twatmonger1975 January 20, 2022

dick twat

Someone with a massive elongated clit (i.e. they consider themselves a male but in reality figuratively have a pussy).

Your pussy is bigger than your dick, you dick twat.

by massiveelongatedpussy69 December 7, 2021

Alejandro's Dick

idk hmmm it's dick, it feels good

Just rode Alejandro's Dick

by Jackoff Chin December 17, 2021

Clown Dick

An absolutely absurd action or relapse in judgment by someone or a group of people collectively.

Treyjon is such a clown dick, that dude could fuck up an ice cream cone.

by F-Face Kat December 24, 2021

On his dick

What your head is when your sucking my cock

Damn she’s been on his dick all night

by Miao tai chi February 3, 2022