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Cream job

Receiving a handjob outside of your pants while you eat ice cream.
Today i got a "cream job" from the mail man.
by dahcmo September 4, 2016
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Ice Cream Holder

A person who is in other words gay. Who tries to hide the fact he/she is but, doesnt quite do it right.
Oh, theres another ice cream holder at it again, he is so gay!
by Genral White Kracker July 19, 2009
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Whipped Cream

When you creampie a girl and another guy fucks the cream-pied pussy, essentially "whipping the cream".
"I heard that guy Awab whipped her cream"
"No way I heard Abdul and Hamzah did it together too"
"She got whipped cream you know"
by had1 August 2, 2021
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Neapolitan ice cream

1 a nickname for sarv

2 an ice cream made of chocolate vanilla and strawberry
1 sarv s nickname is Neapolitan ice cream

2 ice cream
by A.Girl.O.T.I July 18, 2021
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Split cream donut

Fucking a mutilated thigh gap of a pasty complexioned young woman till a frothy mixture of man-cream and raspberry red blood fills the tunnel produced in the doughy flesh.
"Karen was such a basic yoga bitch of a white girl, I just had to hate fuck her."

"Did you give her a split cream donut?"

"You know it!"
by Vari the Vampire November 7, 2023
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sneaky cream pie

When you are having a one night stand and cum inside of your partner without telling them. Then leave and never speak again.
Jake I can’t believe you gave Sammy a sneaky cream pie last night.
by ThatOckMf October 29, 2020
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Ice cream sandwich

When you lift the mattress and defecate on the box spring below then replace the mattress on top.
I was so mad at my roommate that I left him an ice cream sandwich after Thanksgiving dinner.
by Zombieking72 October 15, 2023
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