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smooth brained 

Your brain doesn't work right and the gears don't function right. Otherwise said as you are stupid, dumb, an idiot.
Hey Darrell those eggs go in the fridge you smooth brained mother fucker.
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A game in which if someone says something stupid, another person yells "brains" and slaps the person who said the stupid thing on the back of the hand
Jim: Wasn't Bob Ross a scientist
David: Give me the brains *slaps Jim on the hand*
Brains by Queen._.Bee February 12, 2017
I'm getting brains right now-call back later....
brains by playnpimpnballer September 13, 2003

Smeg for Brains 

From the sci-fi comedy Red Dwarf.
Someone very stupid. A form of shit for brains. An insult.
"Hey, smeg for brains- get us another beer."
Smeg for Brains by Radclyffe November 8, 2003

Acela Corridor Galaxy Brains

Acela Corridor Galaxy Brains is a phrase coined by the renowned economist and scholar in Sino-US-Europe study Christopher Balding to refer to people from Boston to the DC along the east coast who have never left their towns such as Cambridge, the borough of Brooklyn, or Georgetown but think they know enough to run the world such as journos or tankies. Acela is the "high speed" train line with a top speed around 90 mph for brief stretches.
China, with Acela Corridor Galaxy Brains' assistance, is pushing this nonsensical line that "let's repair the relationship but not talk about anything of importance."

grain bains 

Short, fat string beans which have been boiled for far too long. Served ubiquitously in the south.
Dude: "Somebody boiled the shit out of these green beans!"

Scary obese lady chef: "Don't you like grain bains?"
grain bains by TreeWeezel November 19, 2010