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Bum Rum

When you’re bum is leaking rum.
John: i just ate meatloaf and now i need to poo
Kyle: Damn that’s about to give you mad bum rum
by kylematthews June 18, 2023
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Bum Fuck

One who is lazy, has no friends and does not know how to have fun. Cries to their mom anytime someone says no to them and tries to ruin the life of that person.
"Dude I had this bum fuck roommate in college, Alexis Furkioti. She tried reporting me for illegal drugs and alcohol, but failed miserably."

"We all know a bum fuck in our lives"

"Bum fucks get what bum fucks deserve"

"It smells like bum fuck in there because she's a fucking bum fuck"
by merry chrismuh December 12, 2018
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Suicide bum

When hit by a 'suicide bum', you are experiencing explosive diarrhea.

One is able to become the victim of a suicide bum and shit him-/herself at an extraordinarily inconvenient moment.
So there I was, surrounded by the hottest girls in the world and I was hit by a suicide bum. They'll never talk to me again - with good reason.

Sorry I couldn't go last night, I was hit by a suicide bum.

Please don't come over, I'm about to suicide bum my apartment.
by Comadog November 12, 2015
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Bum

by Clairedrake October 26, 2020
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Bum Spuds

Poo, shit, or shite. The product of defecation.
I’m touching cloth! I really need to lay some Bum Spuds.

Someone forgot to flush the toilet and it is full of Bum Spuds.
by sbjkd October 5, 2020
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Bum Bike

A Bum Bike is any sort of bicycle that has been modified with a 2 stroke engine kit. These bikes are operated by a variety of people including the homeless population who has taken a liking to this quick and cheap form of transportation.
They are great for getting around town if you don't have a driver's license, the kits can be found for less than 200$. It's not uncommon to a see a bum or a junky ripping around on one with a few bags of soda cans and some stolen goods.
Hey Joe you better lock your tool shed I heard a bum bike zip by!

What's that sound !? Oh shit it's a bum bike! The junkies are out to steal catalytic converters again.
by Anton H September 26, 2025
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Squeaky Bum Zone

The term used when your attendance is around and under "90%"
Your attendance is within the squeaky bum zone
by RelicNThat January 23, 2018
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